William and Kate

Pigeonho

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So, it's been 2 months since the big day, more than enough time to have had a good couple of major barney's by now. What could they have rowed about though is what I want to know? In order of severity, I think it's the following:

1. The dirty woman keeps leaving her hair in the plug hole after a shower.

2. The dirty woman keeps burning the oven chips.

3. The dirty woman won't let Bill smear his seed all over her purdy face.

Any more?
 
Pigeonho said:
So, it's been 2 months since the big day, more than enough time to have had a good couple of major barney's by now. What could they have rowed about though is what I want to know? In order of severity, I think it's the following:

1. The dirty woman keeps leaving her hair in the plug hole after a shower.

2. The dirty woman keeps burning the oven chips.

3. The dirty woman won't let Bill smear his seed all over her purdy face.

Any more?
Its well known in the royal circle that back door action is part and parcel of a future queen or any royalty to be honest..so i reckon wills was just near the intended location...and she said WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU BALD ****!
 
a bit offtopic but why has FLAT arse pippa got loads of press attention??

she doesnt even have an arse..
 
lee-mcfc said:
a bit offtopic but why has FLAT arse pippa got loads of press attention??

she doesnt even have an arse..
Royals don't need arses, they get others to shit for them.
 
daveduke67 said:
Pidge - you are really, really, really missing regular football aren't you?


I reckon it's how long he spends on porn sites.

I believe the processing power needed for his porn sites, crashes the blue moon server.
 

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