So, it's been 2 months since the big day, more than enough time to have had a good couple of major barney's by now. What could they have rowed about though is what I want to know? In order of severity, I think it's the following: 1. The dirty bitch keeps leaving her hair in the plug hole after a shower. 2. The dirty bitch keeps burning the oven chips. 3. The dirty bitch won't let Bill smear his seed all over her purdy face. Any more?