William and Kate

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  1. Pigeonho

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    So, it's been 2 months since the big day, more than enough time to have had a good couple of major barney's by now. What could they have rowed about though is what I want to know? In order of severity, I think it's the following:

    1. The dirty bitch keeps leaving her hair in the plug hole after a shower.

    2. The dirty bitch keeps burning the oven chips.

    3. The dirty bitch won't let Bill smear his seed all over her purdy face.

    Any more?
     
  2. bernabias home shirt

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    Its well known in the royal circle that back door action is part and parcel of a future queen or any royalty to be honest..so i reckon wills was just near the intended location...and she said WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU BALD CUNT!
     
  3. mcmanus

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    Which servant will be wiping their arse
     
  4. MCC

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    Why he keeps on mentioning her sisters name when he spunks.
     
  5. lee-mcfc

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    a bit offtopic but why has FLAT arse pippa got loads of press attention??

    she doesnt even have an arse..
     
  6. Pigeonho

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    She did, but it's been bummed in flat now. All the pertness has been bummed out of it.
     
  7. deedee

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    Katie shouting out Harrys name on the honeymoon.
     
  8. tommyducks

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    Royals don't need arses, they get others to shit for them.
     
  9. daveduke67

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    I reckon it's how long he spends on porn sites.
     
  10. deedee

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    I believe the processing power needed for his porn sites, crashes the blue moon server.
     

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