Would it be fair to say that my delicate, beautiful, erotic little field of loveliness turns into a vile venomous little field of nettles,venomous spiders, crab apples and arse itchyness, each month round about the same time she is less likely to
conceive ?
Lets say my wife is at her sweetest on monday, this would mean she released her egg sometime Sunday, so from that i can calculate that i only have on average 3 more horrid Sundays per month. If i factor in, the amount of Mondays outside influences have totally decimated her "good" Monday, things like, it raining and her hair got wet giving her a Tina Turner, did the washing and in my stupidity i had a rogue sock left on the bedroom floor, Sky move a weekend game to a Monday night(and its my fault).
How many good Mondays can i realistically expect per year ?