World exclusive being announced at City live

[NeilYoungIsBack]

Official Malaysian palm oil partner announced

 

[Rösler von Stretfordbömber]

The Blazing Squad added its fifth member

 

[jimharri]

We're going to start selling Holland's pies in the stadium?

i hope it's their classic range

Steak and kidney pudding, chips and gravy, washed down with a bottle of Stella. Power wank meal there.

 

[uwe rosler 28]

Maybe we've bought another club in south America!

 

[jrb]

I hate these snippets..

It's always a let down.

 

[stony]

Piss tubes installed on all seats in the Etihad. Now you don't have to miss a single minute or get choked by smoke when you need a slash. Just stick your knob in the end of the tube and piss away. The other end is connected to the lager barrels in Mary D's. There will be a funnel attachment for the ladies, which also double as a loudspeaker for cheering on the team. Don't forget to give it a wipe out first.

 

[Rammyblues]

We need another crane.

 

[stony]

Alan Ball is rejoining the club as the coach of the EDS

The Ethereal Development Squad?

Very good.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Official Asian paint partner!

 

[its a Barm]

pellegrini announcing its definitely a barm.