World exclusive being announced at City live

[deano ou812]

As from next season we are changing our kit to red.....

 

[kupest]

Fuck FFP annoucement.

 

[stony]

Official noodle partner, we have finally arrived.

 

[jimharri]

Piss tubes installed on all seats in the Etihad. Now you don't have to miss a single minute or get choked by smoke when you need a slash. Just stick your knob in the end of the tube and piss away. The other end is connected to the lager barrels in Mary D's. There will be a funnel attachment for the ladies, which also double as a loudspeaker for cheering on the team. Don't forget to give it a wipe out first.

And what about those female types? Funnels provided?



*reaches for coat*

 

[papillon]

The Blazing Squad added its fifth member

Hahaha!

Either that or they've managed to get hold of 'West Hams' phone number.

 

[razman]

Coca Cola are set to be announced as City's main drink sponsors, they will also be the sponsored name for the new mini stadium , henceforth known as the Coca Cola Stadium for the reserves, EDS and Womens teams. The sponsorship will be 100m per year and will last ten years.

Brilliant !

 

[FantasyIreland]

De Rossi has said yes.

 

[jimharri]

pellegrini announcing its definitely a barm.

As Tyler would say; ''Stupendous''.

 

[80s Shorts]

Natalie just said their will be some special news announced tonight.

Did she say "World Exclusive", or are you over egging the pudding somewhat ?

 

[stony]

Lou Macari has won the new catering contract.