Would you sacrifice a body part...

[talkativesprout]

For 10 mill i would lose both my lower limbs and get a pair of these

 

[Ovo]

I had a similar discussion years ago at work. We read a story in the paper about a fella in aberdeen who had a foot/shoe fetish. In the middle of a shopping centre, at it's busiest time, he threw a ladies slipper on the floor, dropped his strides and shagged it. We all discussed how much we'd have to be paid to do the same thing. I said 1 million. One of the lads said 10 grand!!!!!

How the fuck do you shag a slipper?

Exactly what I was thinking.