You are the ref

[waterloo blue]

We had a barbecue on Saturday afternoon and after two incidents the wife reckons I'm a dickhead,I obviously disagree and so let the cellar decide.
Incident 1,her best mate from work, husband and kids turn up from the beach and he's wearing U***** shorts.
I'm civil but hardly go out of my way to be friendly,my wife wants to know why,I tell her and bingo,I'm a dickhead.
Incident 2,a couple from our sons pre-school turn up without ale and he goes minesweeping,I tell him there's an offie 5 minutes walk away and he and his family see there arses and do one.
His excuse was my wife told him not to bring anything,so he didn't(that never includes ale in my book),the wife reckons I could have been more diplomatic,but the bloke was taking a real tight arses ale and I didn't need the mither,so stepped in.Dickhead or not?.

 

[hilts]

We had a barbecue on Saturday afternoon and after two incidents the wife reckons I'm a dickhead,I obviously disagree and so let the cellar decide.
Incident 1,her best mate from work, husband and kids turn up from the beach and he's wearing U***** shorts.
I'm civil but hardly go out of my way to be friendly,my wife wants to know why,I tell her and bingo,I'm a dickhead.
Incident 2,a couple from our sons pre-school turn up without ale and he goes minesweeping,I tell him there's an offie 5 minutes walk away and he and his family see there arses and do one.
His excuse was my wife told him not to bring anything,so he didn't(that never includes ale in my book),the wife reckons I could have been more diplomatic,but the bloke was taking a real tight arses ale and I didn't need the mither,so stepped in.Dickhead or not?.

incident 1 your a dickhead

incident 2 your bang on the money freeloading fuckers

 

[Deleted member 14625]

Sounds like if I were in your situation I would have done the same thing on both counts. But I think I might be a dickhead too so you're onto a loser with me!

 

[Stuart]

Incident 1 = I'd have ripped the piss out of him...in a friendly banter kind of way.

Incident 2 = I'd have told him that he wasn't at Waterloo's Bargain Booze. And fucked him off in quick fashion.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

I think you were bang on the money with the 2nd incident.

However the first one im disappointed you didn't rip him a new one.

 

[simmers]

incident 1 you're a dickhead

incident 2 your bang on the money freeloading fuckers

 

[Kippax.]

nothing to worry about there.

SPOT ON


A plus for you

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

Incident 1 - You should have been on your best behaviour for the Wife's sake, the Rag isn't actually moving in with you.

Incident 2 - Nothing wrong at all and you handled it as wisely and as courteously as any decent man possible in extremely trying circumstances.

If their had been a third incident I am sure you would have done Bluemoon proud and come out with at least a "B" on your end of term report.

 

[Bibinho]

Id of sent you off in both instances

 

[fuzz barricade]

Number 1 i would have done same

Number 2 i didn't read it properly so i don't know/ care!