You have a time machine in your garage

[JOGAMIGMOG]

I'd go and tell Archduke Franz Ferdinand to duck.

 

[CTID1988]

id go back a month and tell my missus to put the plug back on the shelf.

 

[mac]

I have actually got a time machine in my garage, it's called a clock. Tick tock

 

[barney*]

Id travel back to 12th March 1941 (the day after the swamp was bombed) and have a word with Lawrence Furniss (the then Chairman of MCFC) to ensure that they never played a single home game @ Maine Road.

 

[chris_m]

Go back 100 years and put a tenner in an ISA.

Then go forward a year, see who wins the league, come back to the present and put the contents of said ISA on it with Betfred and bankrupt the tosspot