You know you're a blue when........

[SatOnTheWall]

You have nothing red in the house.

 

[Ethan23]

You assume you're going to lose every game. Infact, you internally go as far as to play out the loss in your head and go through the emotional torment before a ball has even been kicked

 

[pendlebury blue]

.....you instinctively shout "Shit!" if someone says "United".

.....you instinctively shout "Shit!" if someone says "United".

Carry it on

Get the pots washed Love

 

[carlosthejackal]

You’ve been doing it for fifty years plus through thick and mainly thin and still turn up for mental torture.

 

[Legacyfan1986]

When you celebrate every time your team hit the 40 points tally

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

You pay the extra £15 for a basic 32” Toshiba TV rather than the one that can easily do the job you need, made by Sh#rp!

 

[Legacyfan1986]

You still refuse to buy anything made by Sharp.

 

[HorlocksWalk]

You are wondering where you were when we were shit

 

[Legacyfan1986]

When you still shudder at the sight of a beanie baby horse

 

[trumpton]

You pay the extra £15 for a basic 32” Toshiba TV rather than the one that can easily do the job you need, made by Sh#rp!

Never owned anything Sharp.

Never had a Vodafone contract

Rang up AIG to see if they were only acting as a broker before taking out insurance.

Turned down a second hand Chevrolet even though it was over a grand less than it should have been.