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Fiftyyearsandcounting

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When you start getting unsolicited 'phone calls from undertakers with special offers on funeral plans.
Had such a call today, "Hi, my name's xxxx and I'm calling today from One-Life with a special deal on funeral plans, before I go into details Mr.xxxx can I ask if you prefer burial or cremation?
 

yankblue

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We hired a few interns at work and they keep referring to me as "Mr". Had no choice but to fire them on the spot.
 

blue b4 the moon

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When after 7/8 pints, 12 hours on your feet & bouncing around like a loon at City means the following day your hips are stiff as fuck and you feel wiped out all day.
 

Bobby the blue

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When you start getting unsolicited 'phone calls from undertakers with special offers on funeral plans.
Had such a call today, "Hi, my name's xxxx and I'm calling today from One-Life with a special deal on funeral plans, before I go into details Mr.xxxx can I ask if you prefer burial or cremation?
Ha ha I had that the other day. I rang the wife and asked her what she was cooking up. Very nervous around her now when she holds a pillow and I haven’t touched a thing she’s cooked all week.
 

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Ha ha I had that the other day. I rang the wife and asked her what she was cooking up. Very nervous around her now when she holds a pillow and I haven’t touched a thing she’s cooked all week.
She’s one for the watching. Good luck.
 

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People who clearly see I want to clap their dog, the dog is wanting me to clap him and those cunts who just tug it by you. Come the fucking revolution. I’ll leave it there.
 

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