You know you're getting old when....

[denislawsbackheel]

Whistling
But not through your teeth…

 

[SWPISHOME]

… you don’t give a toss what anyone thinks of your attitude/dress sense/hair style/interests apart from your missus.

Haha this is incredibly true! I cut my own hair, Couldn't give a bollocks what anybody thinks of my appearance or attitude like it or lump it. My dress sense is shocking too I haven't wore jeans in years I live in shorts because they are comfy.

 

[kaz7]

You put the bins out when only wearing underpants and slippers and don’t care that your cock is hanging out.

What time of day do you do that ?

Asking for a friend

 

[kaz7]

When i can walk one day but not the next

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Haha this is incredibly true! I cut my own hair, Couldn't give a bollocks what anybody thinks of my appearance or attitude like it or lump it. My dress sense is shocking too I haven't wore jeans in years I live in shorts because they are comfy.

Not wearing jeans after 30 is a sign of maturity and good taste.

then you had to go and spoil it…

 

[urban genie]

You put the bins out when only wearing underpants and slippers and don’t care that your cock is hanging out.

You live in a log cabin surrounded by tundra, no **** will see your cock anyway

 

[SWPISHOME]

Not wearing jeans after 30 is a sign of maturity and good taste.

then you had to go and spoil it…

I live in shorts because I never leave the house :) I go all out on a pair of primark pants to pop to the shop though!

 

[Millo]

.... you don't fancy anyone your own age anymore!

 

[snorky]

You live in a log cabin surrounded by tundra, no **** will see your cock anyway

The moose's will.

 

[DrBlueBob]

The moose's will.

Sound financial planning by the moose.