Young tall dark handsome gentleman required

[madloaf]

I have perfect feet. My right peg can deliver a sumptuous finish.

 

[snorky]

Evening all :)

 

[dickie davies]

Evening all :)

Just a reminder

All you fat smelly perverted FOC''s can go forth and multiply

 

[BimboBob]

How big are her tits?

Does she spit or swallow?


I'd probably need answers before I could commit.

 

[DTKOAG]

A blue you said for her..

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

How big are her tits?

Does she spit or swallow?


I'd probably need answers before I could commit.

Spat my brew out reading the post above then yours hahaha

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[dickie davies]

Spat my brew out reading the post above then yours hahaha

Yeah, it was dead funny
So much so, he's now on ignore

 

[Blue Mist]

Yeah, it was dead funny
So much so, he's now on ignore

Seriously ?
It's Friday night and you put a post like that on BM.
What sort of response did you expect?

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Yeah, it was dead funny
So much so, he's now on ignore

I wouldn't find it funny either in your shoes tbf
I wouldn't bank on Bluemoon finding your daughter a soul mate though sadly, she'll probably have a new fella within a week. Young attractive & childless with a good job will have a queue of admirers in this dating market!

 

[dickie davies]

Seriously ?
It's Friday night and you put a post like that on BM.
What sort of response did you expect?

There's good humour and banter and then there's someone who asks if my daughter swallows spunk

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Yeah, it was dead funny
So much so, he's now on ignore

You’re mental for starting this thread to be honest. Probably better to sit on the beach at Dover and ask the blokes getting off the dinghies.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

How big are her tits?

Does she spit or swallow?


I'd probably need answers before I could commit.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

For Dickie's daughter
Long story short. She's finished with what we thought was going to be her life partner. He was an absolute dick with what he did and she's just written him off with no second chance. Good for her (high five girl)

She's always had a type, which is gym fit, tall and dark
Herself, she's 28, tall at 5,10, slim, gym fit and obviously I'm going to say attractive. She loves her job as it's so rewarding, a community paediatric physiotherapist

She's very tolerant as proven that her last two boyfriends have been rags, but she's now tasked me with finding her a lovely blue

All you fat smelly perverted FOC''s can go forth and multiply, unless you have a lad who fits the criteria required

The application process is now open

That’s me out of contention.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

An unusual addition to the transfer window…

View attachment 167861

Looks like he's wearing one riding boot and her right foot's on the wrong way!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

That’s me out of contention.

You, me and 99.9% on BM :-)

 

[BimboBob]

There's good humour and banter and then there's someone who asks if my daughter swallows spunk

Who mentioned spunk?

I was talking about mouthwash.

You disgust me.

 

[TheGhost]

For Dickie's daughter
Long story short. She's finished with what we thought was going to be her life partner. He was an absolute dick with what he did and she's just written him off with no second chance. Good for her (high five girl)

She's always had a type, which is gym fit, tall and dark
Herself, she's 28, tall at 5,10, slim, gym fit and obviously I'm going to say attractive. She loves her job as it's so rewarding, a community paediatric physiotherapist

She's very tolerant as proven that her last two boyfriends have been rags, but she's now tasked me with finding her a lovely blue

All you fat smelly perverted FOC''s can go forth and multiply, unless you have a lad who fits the criteria required

The application process is now open

I’m sorry to hear your daughter is going through a messy break up.

I’m not sure how appropriate your post is.

Whenever I read the phrase ‘gym fit’ I always think narcissistic wanker.

 

[BimboBob]

I’m sorry to hear your daughter is going through a messy break up.

I’m not sure how appropriate your post is.

Whenever I read the phrase ‘gym fit’ I always think narcissistic wanker.

You can't call his daughter a wanker mate. He'll get upset.

 

[hilts]

For Dickie's daughter
Long story short. She's finished with what we thought was going to be her life partner. He was an absolute dick with what he did and she's just written him off with no second chance. Good for her (high five girl)

She's always had a type, which is gym fit, tall and dark
Herself, she's 28, tall at 5,10, slim, gym fit and obviously I'm going to say attractive. She loves her job as it's so rewarding, a community paediatric physiotherapist

She's very tolerant as proven that her last two boyfriends have been rags, but she's now tasked me with finding her a lovely blue

All you fat smelly perverted FOC''s can go forth and multiply, unless you have a lad who fits the criteria required

The application process is now open

This is a very disturbing post.:-)