Your best single post that cracked you you up.

[york away to this!]

Saying that, I didn't realise this place could drum up so much thread traffic from some guy pondering asking a lady for a coffee.............

That was certainly a "single" post. Suspect he always will be...

 

[Plmokn]

1. bluemoon27
   think i farted in front of her about an hour after meetin her but she used to come and stay at mine all the time and i never heard her fart but after being with her for about 5 years she let 1 rip hence i called her a dirty woman now she does`nt give a fuck,but she told me in all the 1st 5 years she used to go to the toilet and unravel the bog roll and hold it against her ringpiece and fart into that
   
   30 Apr 2009

 

[LWashington]

I think it was Daz Blue who posted this in United thread.

 

[sir baconface]

I'm certain it was a post by Al ( @The Fat el Hombre )
The thread was about wanking at work and he said he was having a shit when suddenly a load of jizz hit the floor just under the toilet partition. By the time he pulled his pants up to see who had been wanking, the culprit had literally "shot off"
I've tried my best to find the post but alas, have been unsuccessful

I believe Ric sold the publishing rights. Should appear on Amazon Prime soon.

 

[lafitz2008]

Absolutely real, ask @lafitz2008

I can confirm, definitely real

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

I'm certain it was a post by Al ( @The Fat el Hombre )
The thread was about wanking at work and he said he was having a shit when suddenly a load of jizz hit the floor just under the toilet partition. By the time he pulled his pants up to see who had been wanking, the culprit had literally "shot off"
I've tried my best to find the post but alas, have been unsuccessful

Hahaa woah I OBJECT YOUR HONOUR. That defo wasn't me (neither the one who told the story or knocked one off!)

 

[dickie davies]

Hahaa woah I OBJECT YOUR HONOUR. That defo wasn't me (neither the one who told the story or knocked one off!)

That's why I can't find the post then
I'll have another search later

 

[mikemcfc]

Not my best liked, but I sure like it about our new away kit.


It’s a nod to our city’s history of science and industry with the facade to the MOSI.
Great idea IMO.


I hope they make one with a nod to our football team at some point.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Not my best liked, but I sure like it about our new away kit.


It’s a nod to our city’s history of science and industry with the facade to the MOSI.
Great idea IMO.


I hope they make one with a nod to our football team at some point.

Harsh but funny ;-)

 

[yeseye]

“Do you get the cum-stained duvet free with it?“