The bloke who got the morning-after-the-night-before beer shits on the bus on the way to work. Got off, did the deed in an alleyway, then wiped his arse with the sandwiches out of his butty box.
It was a thread from years a go (may be 2010?). Somebody had set off a banger in the crowd and a fan came on to say that it really "startled" him. The thread is a classic.
Anyone remember that bird on the x factor who couldnt sing, then punched her sister on stage?
A few months later someone posted a topless pic of her from the daily sport, then a couple of classic posts that had me in stitches:
"Can't sing, can't punch, gash pair of tits, must be a rag"
And "Tits like a couple of pancakes nailed to a wall"
Very good one recently by @Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese in the Step Daughter thread. The OP said he was having a nightmarish time with his teenage step daughter and Mazz replied that his only experience with step daughters was from Porn Hub and that the OP must have been unlucky.
Ginger guy on here. Brooklyn maybe ? How he helped someone push a broken down car. Can barely remember it now but he got absolute pelters for being a bullshitter.
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