Your Lockdown Solutions

[Scottyboi]

Fleshlights for all

 

[stonerblue]

I think "jig porn" might actually be a thing.

I'm not gonna google that. Idahoblue seems to know summat though..

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/01/d2/f3/01d2f320167228383371ce40dd33cb72.jpg

 

[idahoblues]

I'm not gonna google that. Idahoblue seems to know summat though..

My lips are sealed :)

 

[andyhinch]

Gin

And more gin just in case.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

don't have one. Instead anyone breaking tiered regulations gets automatically enrolled in the human challenge trials.

 

[Barcon]

Set all the water on fire and close the airports.

 

[Magicpole]

Coming on here helps me. You're all fucking lovely. No one in my house likes to talk about football, or me for that matter. I would be lost without you shower of cunts. :)

 

[ctwrd]

Permit limited household mixing (eg. Bubble with another household etc...) rather than rule of 6.
At the moment it’s all or nothing (no one or different visitors every day of the week) and too many are not sticking to the rules because they are too fierce.
It allows families to mix over winter but not wider network of contacts

introduce clear measures and triggers for those measures so that businesses can plan rather than the uncertainty of not knowing what they will do next

 

[snorky]

My lips are sealed :)

That would be the dried spunk.