Your Lockdown Solutions

[peoffrey]

Give every household £500 and every household gets enough food in for 3 week

Proper lockdown for 3 week and no one leaves the house unless an emergency.

All Hospital/Emergency workers stay in Hotels till the 3 week is over

How do they get the food? The amount of delivery drivers needed here will be huge.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Zoom the satellites in on us for two months and anyone spotted visiting other households when they shouldn’t are fined £100,000 or are made to work front line NHS for no wages for five years.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Give every household £500 and every household gets enough food in for 3 week

Proper lockdown for 3 week and no one leaves the house unless an emergency.

All Hospital/Emergency workers stay in Hotels till the 3 week is over

It would have to be £500 in food vouchers, because if every household were given £500 for food I reckon less than 33% would spend it on food.

 

[flook]

declare martial law in 1 weeks time
inform every Brit abroad that the borders will shut and stay shut on that date so if they want to come home they need to get a shift on
give everyone a chunk of foodvouchers (thanks PC) to stock up on food, booze, drugs and ahem reading matter
lock the country down completely on said date for 4 weeks
no one leaves their home, or wherever they have elected to stay, until the 4 weeks are up
during that period only the military are allowed on the streets, with military medical personnel responding to emergencies and using the nightingale hospitals as required
after 4 weeks, borders remain closed, essential imports only (food and meds) are allowed with all non perishable goods held in storage for 2 weeks after off-loading by military personnel, who effectively stay behind a border wall for their shift, then isolate for 2 weeks after their tour ends
perishable goods imports are kept to a minimum and are sanitised where possible by a dedicated military team operating as above

Virus is all but eradicated in the UK, economy is bolloxed but will recover in time, rest of the world sits back and applaudes, then follows suit. 6 months later everyone has forgotten about Covid-19

I get elected world leader, but don't worry I'll be a benevolent overlord, at least to start with

edit - sorry, forgot, all paid for entertainment TV channels, music providers and other "visual entertainment services" are free for the duration, and the BBC has to pay back the licence fee to the few who still pay it

 

[Blue Maverick]

What military we aren’t the Chinese you know, there aren’t that many anymore.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

declare martial law in 1 weeks time
inform every Brit abroad that the borders will shut and stay shut on that date so if they want to come home they need to get a shift on
give everyone a chunk of foodvouchers (thanks PC) to stock up on food, booze, drugs and ahem reading matter
lock the country down completely on said date for 4 weeks
no one leaves their home, or wherever they have elected to stay, until the 4 weeks are up
during that period only the military are allowed on the streets, with military medical personnel responding to emergencies and using the nightingale hospitals as required
after 4 weeks, borders remain closed, essential imports only (food and meds) are allowed with all non perishable goods held in storage for 2 weeks after off-loading by military personnel, who effectively stay behind a border wall for their shift, then isolate for 2 weeks after their tour ends
perishable goods imports are kept to a minimum and are sanitised where possible by a dedicated military team operating as above

Virus is all but eradicated in the UK, economy is bolloxed but will recover in time, rest of the world sits back and applaudes, then follows suit. 6 months later everyone has forgotten about Covid-19

I get elected world leader, but don't worry I'll be a benevolent overlord, at least to start with

I’ll vote for you! Or will it be a military coup?

 

[flook]

What military we aren’t the Chinese you know, there aren’t that many anymore.

thats a fair point, might have to use the dibbles too

 

[flook]

I’ll vote for you! Or will it be a military coup?

Coups are for unpopular people to get power, I'll be universally adored

 

[big phil]

Coming on here helps me. You're all fucking lovely. No one in my house likes to talk about football, or me for that matter. I would be lost without you shower of cunts. :)

We all love you too. Well, for a sweaty anyway

 

[blueparrot]

The pub on Saturday was awful. I had to wait to be seated alone and sit a table away from any of my mates. We had to sort of shout at each other and watch football.

As I'm in the East End then I want to go out for West Ham Away on Saturday. The atmosphere will be shocking when we usually have a good laugh.

There wasn’t roomin the pubfor you and your mates, because other people were in the pub. Right.