Your Lockdown Solutions

[Tuearts right boot]

Coming on here helps me. You're all fucking lovely. No one in my house likes to talk about football, or me for that matter. I would be lost without you shower of cunts. :)

Think nothing of it. The invoice is in the post.

 

[big phil]

Only solution to a lockdown is a lock-in. Everyone stays in the pub for 28 days, furlough funds diverted to subsidise beer and pies, anyone asking for coffee sent into the wilderness. Of course there will be some casualties (cv19, cirrhosis of the liver) but surely a much better idea than waiting at home for the grim reaper to come knocking eh?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Only solution to a lockdown is a lock-in. Everyone stays in the pub for 28 days, furlough funds diverted to subsidise beer and pies, anyone asking for coffee sent into the wilderness. Of course there will be some casualties (cv19, cirrhosis of the liver) but surely a much better idea than waiting at home for the grim reaper to come knocking eh?

 

[East Level 2]

force everyone over 60 to wear a hazmat suit, open everything back up. all sorted.

I think you mean over 65; otherwise piss off you cheeky young pup.

 

[peoffrey]

There wasn’t roomin the pubfor you and your mates, because other people were in the pub. Right.

That’s not what I wrote and you know that. My friends were already there for one...

 

[bluejon]

I think you mean over 65; otherwise piss off you cheeky young pup.

swap your padded seat for my crap plastic seat and i'll see what i can do

 

[Magicpole]

Think nothing of it. The invoice is in the post.

Ah.......well, maybe I over egged that. You are ok at best and I could easily get by without you lot. Me on the other hand should be recompensed for lighting this place with wit, humour, incisive intellect and of course fabulous hair.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Drink beer and eat beans. if you can smell your farts you don't need to get tested.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Ah.......well, maybe I over egged that. You are ok at best and I could easily get by without you lot. Me on the other hand should be recompensed for lighting this place with wit, humour, incisive intellect and of course fabulous hair.

You forgot charm and charisma but we can live with that...

 

[Nellies left peg]

Ah.......well, maybe I over egged that. You are ok at best and I could easily get by without you lot. Me on the other hand should be recompensed for lighting this place with wit, humour, incisive intellect and of course fabulous hair.

When you actually start to I'm sure you will be rewarded :-)