Your worst chat-up line

[Barcon]

"Is that a glass eye"?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Do you wanna come back and see my Morrissey vinyl collection?



Its not worked once yet...... no idea why....

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

My names Dick.

Do you like it

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Don't ever ask an Amsrican woman that!

Any hole’s a goal…

 

[SWPISHOME]

Myself and my mates were in a night club years ago, Their was a rather large lady at the bar, My mate went up to her and said "Heya love have you got a pen?" She replied "Yes I do" and went to rummage through her bag...He said "I thought so because the farmer is around here looking for you".

Herself and her mates gave him what for!

 

[bluemc1]

Wait outside the ladies and when they come out

been for a shit ?

can’t remember the comedian

 

[dronefromsector7G]

There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited

 

[blueparrot]

Are condoms effective against HIV?

I am planning to hit up the red light district in Amsterdam and shag some birds. I want to know if condoms are 100% effective against HIVs. Or is it better to just shag my bird? Any thoughts?

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Cellarite]

Myself and my mates were in a night club years ago, Their was a rather large lady at the bar, My mate went up to her and said "Heya love have you got a pen?" She replied "Yes I do" and went to rummage through her bag...He said "I thought so because the farmer is around here looking for you".

Herself and her mates gave him what for!

What a dick.