Your worst chat-up line

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Would you like a sweetie?

Is that you Adam

 

[dozzie26]

Show us where you piss from

 

[cityontheup]

Reading this thread has made me realise that romance is still alive and kicking !

 

[Blue Mist]

Hi, I'm Vlad from Moscow you want to dance ?

 

[Blue Mist]

There's no fucker left so you'll have to do.

A Ritz special.

 

[PPT]

If I told you that my cock had died would you let me bury it in your arse?

 

[jimharri]

Reading this thread has made me realise that romance is still alive and kicking !

There's some real Casanovas on here. Not sure how any lady could resist them.

 

[Double R]

Just do what Multiple Miggs did, tell her "I can smell your ****" and fling some spunk at her. Quite the charmer he was.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

"Do you like chicken"?

"Yes, why"?

"Good. I'll let ya taste my cock, it tastes fowl".

VIZ wants its royalties for that one.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Would you like a sweetie?

or, do you want to see some puppies ?