Your worst chat-up line

[urban genie]

If only any reply in here was actually honest rather than piss taking

 

[deano ou812]

The old ones are the best ..”do you like jewellery well suck this it’s a gem “..

 

[Banshee]

Who'd a thought it, Bluemooners smoother than a Teddy Pendergass ballad

 

[KS55]

If only any reply in here was actually honest rather than piss taking

Ok here's an honest reply. I never used chat up lines, I preferred my first impression to be of an adult rather than a pimply 14 year old. I always found that "can i get you a drink?" was sufficient. Amazing isn't it?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Who'd a thought it, Bluemooners smoother than a Teddy Pendergass ballad

Another reference for the teenagers there......... ;-)

 

[metalblue]

One of my favourites is “if you were my daughter, I’d still bath you”.

 

[metalblue]

Ok here's an honest reply. I never used chat up lines, I preferred my first impression to be of an adult rather than a pimply 14 year old. I always found that "can i get you a drink?" was sufficient. Amazing isn't it?

The art of the chat up line is dying sir, it is a noble art to be kept alive - can I get you a drink is a chat up line in itself - they are just ice breakers. These days they just get on tinder - it must be like ordering a fridge or summit.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I did use this a few times in my youthful day’s.
My face, your arse. Normally followed by a fuck off, or you got that the wrong way around, with giggles and laughter.

I’d reply, no I didn’t I know what I want!

As bad as it sounds it did work occasionally.

 

[metalblue]

I did use this a few times in my youthful day’s.
My face, your arse. Normally followed by a fuck off, or you got that the wrong way around, with giggles and laughter.

I’d reply, no I didn’t I know what I want!

As bad as it sounds it did work occasionally.

Them poor sheep ;)

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Them poor sheep ;)

There’s another meaning to sheep dipping!