Your worst chat-up line

[metalblue]

There’s another meaning to sheep dipping!

Haha

 

[youngbob]

 

[mat]

I would destroy every chair on this planet so the only place you could sit is on my face.

 

[MellowJoe]

Hi!
asl?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Get in the van I’ve got a knife

 

[bluemc1]

Ok here's an honest reply. I never used chat up lines, I preferred my first impression to be of an adult rather than a pimply 14 year old. I always found that "can i get you a drink?" was sufficient. Amazing isn't it?

hiya

job done

 

[joe123]

Once asked a girl if she used to be a bloke as "you're so amazing, there has to be something not right with you". Needless to say, it didn't work.

 

[Barcon]

Ok here's an honest reply. I never used chat up lines, I preferred my first impression to be of an adult rather than a pimply 14 year old. I always found that "can i get you a drink?" was sufficient. Amazing isn't it?

That's gonna get a few people frothing mate ; )

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Do you have pet insurance?
No why ?
Your pussy is going to get hammered later

 

[fanatic1]

Oldie but a goodie: Is that a ladder in your tights or just a stairway to heaven?