Your worst chat-up line

[KS55]

That's gonna get a few people frothing mate ; )

Ah but the "you" sees me home free.

 

[Marklr]

"Do you want some spice and White Lightning?"

Only works in Piccadilly Gardens.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I would destroy every chair on this planet so the only place you could sit is on my face.

 

[oddfellows]

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

If you want to dip toes into the myriadial pools of Flange City then you wont go wrong putting this stud-muffin on follow!

 

[kippaxwarrior]

How do you like your eggs in the morning. Scrambled or fertilized?

 

[mat]

If you want to dip toes into the myriadial pools of Flange City then you wont go wrong putting this stud-muffin on follow!

Tits oot!

 

[superwatsonwatson]

What team do you support?

 

[idahoblues]

Would you like a sweetie?

Yes please

 

[snorky]

Yes please

You sure got a purdy mouth