You've just been stabbed...

[Bojinov The Bull]

I've been stabbed with a mouse mat in the neck, its 10 inches deep and I have a 35% chance of survival. All things considered im ok with this, I like those odds!

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[BWTAC]

Stabbed in my ear with a calculator, 10 inches deep, but with a 84% chance of surviving. I'm dead hard me.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

I have just been stabbed by a magazine in my knee, its 3" deep and i have a 32% chance of survival

All thing considered a 3" cut to the knee from a magazine is not going to give me only a 32% chance of survival

I would reckon 99% without even bothering to do anything to it

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

i've been stabbed with bookies pen in the chin its gone in 7 inches deep and i have 13% chance of survival

;(

 

[CTID_92]

Stabbed in the chin with a balloon, 11 inches deep but 85% survival chance haha

 

[Bojinov The Bull]

I have just been stabbed by a magazine in my knee, its 3" deep and i have a 32% chance of survival

All thing considered a 3" cut to the knee from a magazine is not going to give me only a 32% chance of survival

I would reckon 99% without even bothering to do anything to it

NEVER question the realism of this! A 3 inch magazine wound is a serious issue, the ink from the magazine could get into your blood and cause blood poisoning!

 

[Blue Smarties]

Stabbed in the chin with bedsheets from the washing machine, 5 inches deep with a 30% chance of survival due to being stabbed with something which I'm pretty sure can't stab you.

 

[Ovo]

Stabbed in the cheek with a remote control, 4 inch deep cut with 01% chance of survival.

 

[beano46]

Stabbed in the leg with a City Mug 5 inches deep with a 20% chance of survival.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Stabbed in my wully by my phone, 12 inches deep, 12%.


I'm a goner.:(