You've just won 100 Million.

[Pigeonho]

1) Keep shtum except for immediate family.
2) £10M to each of the kids.
3) £1M to the Grandkids (in trust)
4) Buy my local pub,employ who I want and fuck some of the plebs off.
5) M`s to Charities,leaving enough for me and the missus to travel the world.

6) Eat with the mrs at the new dinner table

 

[Txiki Vimto]

i buy myself a bentley and the wife a porch,
book myself in to a health farm in spain, portugal or the canaries for two month
look after everyone who i like and fuck off everyone i dislike.
pay off both my kids morgage`s and give them both a lump sum.

With or without the house attached?

 

[The Flash]

i buy myself a bentley and the wife a porch,
book myself in to a health farm in spain, portugal or the canaries for two month
look after everyone who i like and fuck off everyone i dislike.
pay off both my kids morgage`s and give them both a lump sum.

Bit tight that...

 

[r.soleofsalford]

i buy myself a bentley and the wife a porch,
book myself in to a health farm in spain, portugal or the canaries for two month
look after everyone who i like and fuck off everyone i dislike.
pay off both my kids morgage`s and give them both a lump sum.

Bit tight that...

its the least i could do for her after all shes done for me :)<br /><br />-- Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:31 am --<br /><br />

i buy myself a bentley and the wife a porch,
book myself in to a health farm in spain, portugal or the canaries for two month
look after everyone who i like and fuck off everyone i dislike.
pay off both my kids morgage`s and give them both a lump sum.

With or without the house attached?

it would have to be in the agreement. she moves out into her own place, i buy her the porch

 

[fbloke]

I hate those arseholes who say they will carry on working even though they have won millions.

I love my job, in reality I have my own company and freedom to work as much or as little as I want but I would still stop doing it if I had millions in the bank.

1. Enlist kids in private edu'
2. Buy as big a house as possible whilst searching for land to build my own on
3. Chill
4. Chill some more.
5. Invite Pige' over for some hovercraft racing in my garden.

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

1. Buy me and the Mrs a new house and car and ensure both our parents have a good house and car each too.

2. Buy myself a seperate car, like a Zonda, just because I can.

3. Phone Latics and arrange a meeting with a view to investing heavily.

4. Quit my job and look into property development.

5. Book a monstrous holiday.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Buy Tevez back for the hammers and pay his wages for 5 years ... with the rest i'd buy a kfc 2 piece meal

 

[Balti]

Resign
Buy dream houses/ apartments in key locations worldwide
Set up funds for the kids and pay off mortgages of friends and famiy plus cash gifts
Go mega-shopping
Fuck off on relentless round the world tours half of each year

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Buy Tevez back for the hammers and pay his wages for 5 years ... with the rest i'd buy a kfc 2 piece meal

he`s not that stupid

 

[DrBlueBob]

I asked a similar question to a friend a few years ago, only (!) £5m though.

He said he'd put a roof on his local outdoor municipal swimmimg pool, fly all his friends to Bermuda for a jolly, open a community centre to help the young locals, didn't say he'd spend anything on himself.

I think mine involved big houses and fast cars. I felt a little ashamed of his altruism.

Looking back I'd still go the big house fast car route though.