Zabaleta

[onerbag]

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Zabaleta.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

I have a re-occuring dream where I'm in a pitch black room, cold and naked. Then a light appears and I can see another naked man, he's got his back to me but I can see his fruitbowl so I know it's a man, anyway he turns around, it's Pablo Zabaleta, and he's all golden, he lights up the whole room and he just calls to me "Gordon, Gordon follow me Gordon". It's the most beautiful dream.

 

[kunaguero10]

Jesus wore a bracelet - 'what would Zabaleta do?'

 

[bucks]

When Balotelli foolishly parked his Bentley in a wooded area near Macc. Forest, Zabba was the only bloke who could find the fucking thing.


John Cleese ---I wish to make a complaint.
Zabba ----Fuck off out of my shop and take that mangy looking dead
parrot with you, it stinks. End of.

 

[thedogsbollocks]

He reminds me off Shaun Goater.

the Goat wasn't blessed technically.But he made up for it because he always put a shift in for us,he fcuking loved the shirt,and we loved him because off it.Was a great ambassador of the pitch as well.Zabba has all the same attributes and thats what endears him to us City fans.We love a grafter and a battler and thats what Zab is,no nonsense Mr Dependable,the type of guy you want in the trenches with you.

I love you Zab,not in a gay way.Just real man love.

 

[iamdamienl]

Can we rename to Zabaleta Legend?

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

He reminds me off Shaun Goater.

the Goat wasn't blessed technically.But he made up for it because he always put a shift in for us,he fcuking loved the shirt,and we loved him because off it.Was a great ambassador of the pitch as well.Zabba has all the same attributes and thats what endears him to us City fans.We love a grafter and a battler and thats what Zab is,no nonsense Mr Dependable,the type of guy you want in the trenches with you.

I love you Zab,not in a gay way.Just real man love.

I'm sorry mate but zaba has more talent in his left nut sack than goater ever had.

 

[thedogsbollocks]

He reminds me off Shaun Goater.

the Goat wasn't blessed technically.But he made up for it because he always put a shift in for us,he fcuking loved the shirt,and we loved him because off it.Was a great ambassador of the pitch as well.Zabba has all the same attributes and thats what endears him to us City fans.We love a grafter and a battler and thats what Zab is,no nonsense Mr Dependable,the type of guy you want in the trenches with you.

I love you Zab,not in a gay way.Just real man love.

I'm sorry mate but zaba has more talent in his left nut sack than goater ever had.

Fcuking sacrilegious to speak off the Goat like that.

Part of our History the Goat, very sad you feel that way mate.

feed the goat and he will score,

feed the goat and he will scorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

He reminds me off Shaun Goater.

the Goat wasn't blessed technically.But he made up for it because he always put a shift in for us,he fcuking loved the shirt,and we loved him because off it.Was a great ambassador of the pitch as well.Zabba has all the same attributes and thats what endears him to us City fans.We love a grafter and a battler and thats what Zab is,no nonsense Mr Dependable,the type of guy you want in the trenches with you.

I love you Zab,not in a gay way.Just real man love.

I'm sorry mate but zaba has more talent in his left nut sack than goater ever had.

Fcuking sacrilegious to speak off the Goat like that.

Part of our History the Goat, very sad you feel that way mate.

feed the goat and he will score,

feed the goat and he will scorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee.

The goat was/Is a legend mate but he wasn't very good.

Sorry.

 

[timestretch]

Zaba once visited The Virgin Islands. After he left, they were renamed The Islands.