Best thing since sliced bread

[Damocles]

Crusts are the shit bit of bread. You can tell this because there's absolutely no market for "nothing but crust" bread.

They serve primarily as a handle, people who eat them are the type of people who suck meat off bones and prefer the fat on meat to the actual meat.

I've never in my life sat and thought "do you know what I really fancy now? An 8 inch thick slice of bread that feels like I'm eating a wheat processing plant". Fucking degenerates.

 

[CTID1988]

A toasted crust can handle about a stone of butter spread on it, they're great

 

[snorky]

Crusts are the shit bit of bread. You can tell this because there's absolutely no market for "nothing but crust" bread.

They serve primarily as a handle, people who eat them are the type of people who suck meat off bones and prefer the fat on meat to the actual meat.

I've never in my life sat and thought "do you know what I really fancy now? An 8 inch thick slice of bread that feels like I'm eating a wheat processing plant". Fucking degenerates.

So in an American/Scottish crusty love come together @Magicpole sucks the meat off @idahoblues bone? :)

 

[idahoblues]

So in an American/Scottish crusty love come together @Magicpole sucks the meat off @idahoblues bone? :)

I think Damocles would like to be the meat in an American scottish sandwich :)

 

[MillisleBlue]

McDonalds

 

[mac]

refrigerators. Ice cold beer.

 

[stony]

Crusts are the shit bit of bread. You can tell this because there's absolutely no market for "nothing but crust" bread.

They serve primarily as a handle, people who eat them are the type of people who suck meat off bones and prefer the fat on meat to the actual meat.

I've never in my life sat and thought "do you know what I really fancy now? An 8 inch thick slice of bread that feels like I'm eating a wheat processing plant". Fucking degenerates.

Spot fucking on. They're only good for keeping the decent bread fresh.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Sliced home made bread. Wonderful stuff especially the crust which I am just about to eat. Haven't bought a loaf for years awful gunky stuff that sticks to the top of your mouth. I am wasting time my crust calls

 

[Magicpole]

Damocles
Crusts are the shit bit of bread. You can tell this because there's absolutely no market for "nothing but crust" bread.

Spot fucking on. They're only good for keeping the decent bread fresh.

Is there a foundation or charity I can contribute to that helps obviously insane cunts like you two?

Crusts. The smell alone man, the smell alone.

Seek help now, both of you.

If I was religious I would pray for you. That's how bad it is. Luckily I'm not.

 

[stony]

Damocles
Crusts are the shit bit of bread. You can tell this because there's absolutely no market for "nothing but crust" bread.




Is there a foundation or charity I can contribute to that helps obviously insane cunts like you two?

Crusts. The smell alone man, the smell alone.

Seek help now, both of you.

If I was religious I would pray for you. That's how bad it is. Luckily I'm not.

I never knew that only the crusts smell. You learn something new every day.