Alexis Sanchez

[80s Shorts]

Phil Chuckle espousing what a great player Sanchez is with the right kind of quality to be a scum player. Would be an "unbelievable coup" he reckons.

 

[Neville Kneville]

If he doesn't want to come to us fuck him, we've managed very well all season without him

I don't know how we'd cope tbh.

Alright we may be 15 points clear & on target for over 100 league goals, but...

 

[cleavers]

If we don't close this one we will look amateur

What ? Like we did in the summer ? We've looked very amateur since haven't we ? That 15 point gap is soooo amateurish.

 

[Ban-jani]

So is this now looking unlikely?

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

So is this now looking unlikely?

No! Nothing has changed!
Sweet jesus

 

[Indaparkside]

I don't know how we'd cope tbh.

Alright we may be 15 points clear & on target for over 100 league goals, but...

I think we'd cope quite well I think it's all irrelevant to be honest, there's no way he is going to any other premier league side apart from us he looooooves pep

 

[Rammy Blue]

One thing is for sure, there won’t be any leaving it until June, lol.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Just think it makes us look like we can't close the bog deals to move to the next level. Not long after being beaten by psg for Alves if we have a player that is reported only wanted us suddenly goes else where it hardly looks good for a team that should be ablebto close the big players.

It hardly looks good for the club that signed Ederson, for relative peanuts, who has totally transformed our game and taken us to the next level?
Or the club that signed the previous Chelsea cast off KDB and built a team around him?
Or the club that found David Silva for next to nothing?
Or signed Kyle Walker and Bendy Mendy in summer swoops with zero fuss
I could go on but why bother

 

[Ban-jani]

No! Nothing has changed!
Sweet jesus

People being very negative haha

 

[SWP's back]

I said the deal would be lined up an then he would go elsewhere again.

He has form for it, and already shat on us once. Watch Chelsea join the party next and Real M.

Hahahaha.