United thread 2017/18

[cityontheup]

Lumpitkaku is PEGs sergeant apparently

 

[Grassland Blue]

Pogbad stats
Goals: 3
Assists: 9
Shooting accuracy: 23% (52 shots)
Tackle success: 74% (23 tackles)
Recoveries: 125
Haircut's: 149 (28 styles)

KDB
Goals :7
Assists: 14
Shooting accuracy: 45% (75 shots)
Tackle success: 73% (49 tackles)
Recoveries: 174
Haircut's: 12 (1 style)

NO CONTEST!

I would challenge most of Pogbad's assists too!

 

[Blue Til Death]

Pogbad stats
Goals: 3
Assists: 9
Shooting accuracy: 23% (52 shots)
Tackle success: 74% (23 tackles)
Recoveries: 125
Haircut's: 149 (28 styles)

KDB
Goals :7
Assists: 14
Shooting accuracy: 45% (75 shots)
Tackle success: 73% (49 tackles)
Recoveries: 174
Haircut's: 12 (1 style)

NO CONTEST!

Indeed, especially when you look at what they have given him his assists for, I swear he wasn't even on the pitch for some of em :-)

 

[nmc]

Their season has petered out to yet another damp squib, so there's no incentive for them in the league, they'll just conserve all their energy and focus on the FA Cup.

At some point they will probably have to beat Spurs at Wembley to win the FA Cup and I don’t think they are good enough to do that. They got spanked in the league.

 

[Vienna_70]

Some are funny as fuck.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/what-do-you-think-about-pep-vs-mourinho.437017/

Where do the morons come up with the idea that Pep started from a better position, squad-wise, than the gouger?

I went through the two squads a few weeks ago and there are more pre-PEG players in the rags' starting XI than there are pre-Pep ones in ours.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I just don’t want these ****s to do a 1969 on us. The jammy scummy twats.

Leonid Brezhnev, March 1972.

 

[Vienna_70]

I just don’t want these ****s to do a 1969 on us. The jammy scummy twats.

Don’t you mean 1968?

In '69, we won the FA Cup, and that lot won fuck all!

 

[journolud]

No we won the cup but they sold more calendars and had more letters in the football pink. It's always been the same we'll never outdo them

 

[Vienna_70]

Pogbad stats
Goals: 3
Assists: 9
Shooting accuracy: 23% (52 shots)
Tackle success: 74% (23 tackles)
Recoveries: 125
Haircut's: 149 (28 styles)

KDB
Goals :7
Assists: 14
Shooting accuracy: 45% (75 shots)
Tackle success: 73% (49 tackles)
Recoveries: 174
Haircut's: 12 (1 style)

NO CONTEST!

If I was Kevin, I’d give up now.

He’s clearly many levels below Carlton and should retire forthwith.

 

[Delphinho]

Indeed, especially when you look at what they have given him his assists for, I swear he wasn't even on the pitch for some of em :-)