United thread 2017/18

[jonah62]

Looks like Paddy Crerrand has got a next cell mate.
When Gill and Woodward visit Mourinho, next time, it'll be like the dungeon scene from Silence of the Lambs.
Which one will be Multiple Miggs, though?

Hopefully, Gill will kop the jizz in the face

 

[manimanc]

...."in every wall there is a door...."
Jose Mourinho, Friday 16th march, 2018 , United kingdom..
Wibble.

 

[Stoned Rose]

This is great from 5 min in (the rest is funny too)

I'm surprised he can sit down his arsehole is that sore.

What a wonderful time to be a blue.

 

[lancs blue]

There's being defensive in a press conference but fuck me he's even managed to park the bus in that lol.

Not so sure about defensive, to me it looked like all-out attack on the club that employs him. The stuff about what he inherited has to be a not so subtle dig at Woody Woodpecker's antics as chief exec. Gloriously funny though, long may it continue.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Sounds like the old ' Vote of confidence from the board ' scenario

 

[Stoned Rose]

Fat deluded whopper still banging on about testing Pep, and the City players piss hahaha! It’s a fuckin joy to watch these cnuts free fall, into paranoid schizophrenia. Hahahahaha! :D

This soft **** wants to try winning fuck all for 35 years and being excited to get a corner at Oldham away.

 

[IH8MUFC]

Fat deluded whopper still banging on about testing Pep, and the City players piss hahaha! It’s a fuckin joy to watch these cnuts free fall, into paranoid schizophrenia. Hahahahaha! :D

If we are reasonable and logical most of our players are probably on some form of performance enhancing drugs. Just like most of the other players in the league.

It's either highly suspicious that nobody gets caught or a severe lack of testing in football.

 

[Blueknows]

He also mentions kdb as an investment from the past and a positive. That’s the same bloody kdb he let go at Chelsea. The guy really needs to shut up.

Whats so laughable is that hes had 4 transfer windows and spent 350m to sort it

 

[TCIB]

Well i suppose that is one way of telling your own fans to accept they are not top dogs and to wind their neck in.

That list of stats where they finished and what they have achieved was literally the pro's and con's sheet that made Woodward nod strongly. On the football side Woodward knows he can't ask for much more. Mourinho is there to stay you red buggers, how do you like that :-D

 

[Pam]

LOL!
Jesus wept, if I snuffed it tonight, no **** would prise the smile off my chops. This beats my first sexual rummage behind the garages.

Lol. Well put, Ancient.