I'll try and explain
On ITV there's a sort of talent show that I hardly ever watch due to having a brain.
Brain is now wiped due to ale.
And Scotch.
With a bit of wine.
Two...erm...Chinese? dudes did a balancing act. One on top of the others head. Head to head. And then walked down some stairs. With the other bloke upside down. On his head. Head.
I was so impressed as I walked past the lounge that I stopped without shouting out "how is this fucking talent? Cunts. Amanda would get it though."