Song/Chant for Ilkay

[Greenjob]

Frys Turkish Delight

"Ilkay - Blues Turkish Delight" clap, clap clap. Repeat: "Ilkay - Blues Turkish delight" clap, clap, clap.

 

[Invisible_Goat]

The song from Fat Les - Vindaloo

replace vindaloo with Gundogan

Where on earth is he from?
He's from Germany
Where he comes from, he puts the whippy on!

Gundogan, gundogan, gundogan, gundogan nah nah
Gundogan, gundogan, gundogan, gundogan nah nah
He's gonna score one more than you
Gundogan

Can, I introduce you please
To a block of cheddar cheese
Whip one, pearl one
Drop one, curl one

Gundogan, gundogan, gundogan nah nah
He's going to whip one more than you
Gundogan

 

[BolinCell]

Whippy Whippy Whippy Woo
Whippy Woo Whippy Woo
Whippy Whippy Whippy Woo
Whippy Woo Hoo

Verse Two;-

Whippy Whippy Whippy Woo
Whippy Woo Whippy Woo
Whippy Whippy Whippy Woo
Whippy Woo Hoo

Verse Three;-

Whippy Whippy Whippy Woo
Whippy Woo Whippy Woo
Whippy Whippy Whippy Woo
Whippy Woo Hoo

I've got more verses if anyone is interested.

this is what happens if you have to much black forest gateau.

 

[Gazza]

this is what happens if you have to much black forest gateau.

....or a very boring work day.

 

[meeesh]

this is what happens if you have to much black forest gateau.

Is that the new term for meth

 

[mancharlie]

To expand -

The original;


I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.

The MCFC version -

Gundogan is hard as bricks
Though his knees are made of sticks
In sky blue or black and white
He will always win the fight

Bang Bang, he'll shoot you down
Bang Bang, you'll hit the ground
Bang Bang, that magic sound
Bang Bang, Gundogan shot you down

Bernie Taupin eat yer heart out!

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Ilkley, Ilkay, Ilkay Gundogan

 

[urban genie]

It's in the the lion sleeps tonoght by Solomom Linda, been sang by fans from Manchester to Delhi, already so set in stone.

Plus all the rest are shite

 

[Joe Blue]

To the tune of Pinky & the brain : Ilka and the Brain
One is a football genius, the other's F*****g insane
P.S Jesus always saved the best wine til last!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Maybe my emotions are getting the better of me but I feel a song for Ilkay would be great.

At two nil down on title day-
Pep unleashed his masterplan,
A super sub from Deutchland
Called Ilkay Gundogan.
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