Cristiano Ronaldo

[chaddblue]

Old rag.

 

[Iamthemusicman]

We do a need a decent penalty taker.

 

[cityboy1]

imagine he is a lady, and she was once married to your father for a short period of time. then she left your father to marry a Spanish bloke (Miguel), and they spent a long time together, having a right old time. then she moved in with a bit of a shady italian guy (Roberto).

one day you hear that she is interested in getting together with you. let's, for a second, say you get with her. in conversation with your family and friends would she be described as Miguel's ex-wife, or Roberto's ex-wife?

no; she would be "your dads ex-wife" ... "you are fucking your dads ex-wife" thats how it will be seen. and i dont want to fuck my dads ex-wife (metaphorically).

When he retires do you think he will be remembered for his time at united or madrid. Everyone will consider him a madrid legend. He basically used united to get to madrid.

 

[Don Karleone]

Just seen it, still don't know which way to vote.

Whatever is best for City. Personally think he'd do a decent job for us on and off the pitch, the same as Messi would have done.

Not exactly a fan of him myself but I'll park it for a bit if he signs.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

What's funny is those who say they don't want him, for whatever reason, will all be cheering each goal he scores. And those saying they're done whilst he's here, won't be done. They'll watch us, still go and they too will cheer each goal and get excited about each comp we progress in with his contribution.

 

[Akiva]

Also for those suggesting he's a rag, Bernardo always insisted it was CR who told him to go to City.

We've signed ex-reds before, we'll do it again. Let's do it now.

 

[xgorton]

He scored past them for Madrid and celebrated.

they need to realise the love fest was only one way.

they’re like some needy ex girlfriend, camped outside her former lovers family home, whilst he opens presents with his new wife and kids on Xmas day.

Yes 2 legs in 2013 he scored in both legs,Madrid went through 3-2.

 

[Chi-town blues]

imagine he is a lady, and she was once married to your father for a short period of time. then she left your father to marry a Spanish bloke (Miguel), and they spent a long time together, having a right old time. then she moved in with a bit of a shady italian guy (Roberto).

one day you hear that she is interested in getting together with you. let's, for a second, say you get with her. in conversation with your family and friends would she be described as Miguel's ex-wife, or Roberto's ex-wife?

no; she would be "your dads ex-wife" ... "you are fucking your dads ex-wife" thats how it will be seen. and i dont want to fuck my dads ex-wife (metaphorically).

there’s a category for that in every adult site and don’t tell me you haven’t watched it from your anal-ogy .

 

[LongsightM13]

It's meant to be.





Daniel Taylor got banned from the swamp for reporting this.

The coward and his fellow press cowards present all got together and declined to report on it at the time. But he had a miraculous change of heart and decided to reveal all once it suited united’s ends after the player decided to leave.

 

[Big Dave Watson]

I'm not getting excited until @Big Dave Watson says it's so

As much as I think this would be a great fallback after the Kane fiasco unfortunately this won’t be happening either. Business is now complete for this window. Pep will confirm this in his next press conference. Sorry.