United Thread - 2022/23

[jollylescott]

For Monday evening I have bought myself a packet of Cornish Clotted Cream Fudge and a large bar of Galaxy for during the ‘game’!
Then a lovely mug of Horlicks to take to bed with me!! ;-)

If John Stones was guest commentator, you’d be in heaven :-)

 

[Impeccable One]

They now think they can dictate who the Glazers sell to. What a bunch of entitled wankers.
Can we not get Donald Trump interested in buying them or better Kim Jong Un.

Do we really want scenes like this at the Etihad ?

 

[dario2739]

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Even I, a keen observer of United desperation, have never seen them this desperate.

Nope - but it's not enough for me... I genuinely want to see them go the way of Bury

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Twitter in meltdown at the moment #NoToApollo View attachment 53162

Do them thick fuck's not realize that Apollo is a comedy club with an amateur night... LOL.

Even the Apollo's that reached the stars came back down to earth with a splash..


Actually maybe they're not as thick as I first thought.

 

[dario2739]

Do them thick fuck's not realize that Apollo is a comedy club with an amateur night... LOL.

About right then, as they are a comedy club too

 

[El_george]

We need someone to arrange a barbecue for Monday night.
When the dippers leave them truly knick knack paddy whacked we can all celebrate their year on year quest for a trophy.
If only we knew of an ex player who could organise it.

Bit harsh. They won the Bangkok Century Cup just five weeks ago, I saw it on the telly.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

About right then, as they are a comedy club too

Full of amateurs. :)

 

[Cellarite]

What are they hoping to achieve ? They have spent lots of money just not very well, Uncle Malc is making a fortune why would he leave because some fans protest

I'm not sure Uncle Malc is benefitting from any of this mess.

 

[crazyg]

I'm willing to bet my left nut they'll fight between themselves at the protest, get the game called off, cause an absolute mess, police, arrests, get deducted/fined, piss off the dippers, PL and Sky plus all televisions involved in it and make a more disastrous start of the season than they can imagine.

All for it, I'll make sure I'll crack a cold Moretti this Monday, as i booked the day off work for a longer weekend. After that I'll fuck my wife in her David Silva shirt.

You're new here, so I'll give you some advice.
It is compulsory to show pictures of such an event as highlighted.
;-)

 

[schfc6]

If I was worth £20bn I'd absolutely be worried about spending £5/6bn on a failing institution that needs a lot a lot a lot of investment.

I'd also be thinking, £20bn. Fuck it, this is pretty good.

If i had £20bn. I’d buy them for £6bn and asset strip then then close them down. Happy with my £14bn..