How much would someone have to pay you to wear a Utd shirt at the Etihad during the Manchester derby?

[Bluemoonadam]

I'll do it for 150k

 

[Barcon]

And I was lambasted for some shit threads!

If it makes you feel any better, the O.P is getting spit roasted after Sundays match.

 

[slick]

I'd rather dip my Bellend in liquid nitrogen.

 

[asgoodasitgets]

I’d do it free.
Matching them with my new zebra pants would be worth it .

 

[Uwe Already]

My son did a social experiment where he had to wear a united shirt for two weeks, he was verbally and physically abused, punched, slapped (shitbag) and spat at - I hate to think what would have happened if he’d left the house!

 

[crublue1]

No amount of money.
I feel sick even thinking about putting a rag shirt on.
I don't even own a red shirt, and I never will.
I'm not rich, far from it, but the thought of it just turns my stomach

 

[Scottyboi]

Enough to keep my heating on this winter.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I'd have no problem wearing one.... As long as I was wearing it as a player for them on 200k a week.
My own goals would be spectacular.

 

[NZBlue]

Fookin' hell. Even Jadon Sancho won't wear one

 

[Nellies left peg]

Red things are banned in our house let alone a rag shirt. Would never get a red car or Vodafone contract or sharp tv. Luckily Chevrolet cars are shit and I wouldn’t get one anyway and wtf is teamviewer?