How much would someone have to pay you to wear a Utd shirt at the Etihad during the Manchester derby?

[Theengelbert]

You have to wear a rags jersey at the etihad, during the Manchester derby. You have to visit the game on your own so you have no mates to back you up and defend you. And you can’t say anything about the money to anyone as a reason. It’s like Brewsters millions! You are assuming the identity of a filthy rags supporter.

For some you may say no money could make you. Nobody would do it for 1p. But surely you would for £1bn. So now we’re negotiating. What’s your price?

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Some leap that, 1p to 1bn.

Your rules don’t say I can’t wear a City top underneath, so on that basis I’ll do it for £500,000 please, squire.

Why that amount? I’d be comfortable for however long I have left in this ever-crippling body.

 

[Matty M24blue]

I’d hope enough for a good plastic surgeon

 

[Theengelbert]

Some leap that, 1p to 1bn.

Your rules don’t say I can’t wear a City top underneath, so on that basis I’ll do it for £500,000 please, squire.

Why that amount? I’d be comfortable for however long I have left in this ever-crippling body.

It’s the two extremes to demonstrate that everyone has their price. You’d need that £500k for all the therapy after because of the intense guilt and self loathing you’d feel for the rest of your days

 

[Stephen230]

I definitely wouldn’t do it for £200. I definitely would do it for £2,000.

So somewhere between the two. Probably nearer the upper end.

 

[Theengelbert]

I’d find it intensely uncomfortable for 90 minutes. You’d risk genuinely getting attacked. Potentially the TV cameras could spot you and you could end up as some meme on the internet forever. I don’t think I could do it for any less than £15-20k

 

[Barcon]

You can't put a price on self respect.

 

[dickie davies]

And I was lambasted for some shit threads!

 

[Theengelbert]

And I was lambasted for some shit threads!

It’s an interesting discussion about human nature and shame

 

[jimharri]

I'd do it for 100k (I'm a cheap date). The OP doesn't say anything about not being allowed to wear a jumper over the vile piece of clothing.