Yep. The cult has the following rituals:
Reading the wise words of William "Billy Bullshit" Shankly and believing football is more important than life or death.
Lighting a candle for the 97 and adding 1 to the total whenever anyone who attended the game passes away. By 2060 this will be known as JFT 25,000.
Never admit to any blame for the 39 killed at Heysel, instead celebrate any trophies won on the anniversary of the occasion.
Burn a copy of the Sun daily in protest at the shameful "lies" told about the fans at Hillsborough whilst secretly knowing there were elements of truth in those reports.
Pay homage to the shining porcelain/plastic whiteness of St. Jurgen's magnificent dentures.
Carry out the time honoured ritual at throwing bricks, bottles, coins and other missiles at the players coaches of Manchester City, Manchester United and other clubs perceived as a threat to the cult.
