United thread 2015/16

[The perfect fumble]

Has Mou actually set foot in Manchester yet?

LOL...They're milking it for all it's worth....

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

LOL...They're milking it for all it's worth....

Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

 

[KentBlue]

Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

"Underneath the spreading chestnut tree".

 

[calum down]

Got to confess that I was Whaley Bridge Cynic in the late Pearce/Sven/Hughes era.

Eventually got banned, but only after playing them at their own game for almost five years.
Originally, I bypassed the censors by pretending to be a Wolves fan, and got away with loads of slanderous drivel
It was all in the timing, trying to have the last word on every issue, knowing that MUEN stopped publishing the posts at a specific time.

well, well, well.

Nice one, mate. My favourite trick was going on the rag threads under a pseudonym (the red, red robin was one) and I would pick out long-winded posts and put 'Agreed' at the bottom, which meant the moderator just flagged them through. Meanwhile in the actual text I'd have put 'rag cunts', 'plastic bastards' and various piss-takes in appropriate places and spend a happy hour in the afternoons laughing my head off. It's the small things in life....

happy days indeed.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I am beginning to wonder if Jose knows that Roy Keane wanks off dogs, I think this vital bit of the rag's heritage must be explained to the eye gauging one.

 

[manctheknife]

"Underneath the spreading chestnut tree".

'Ignorance is strength'

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

"Underneath the locked ladies toilet cubicle".

 

[kinkysdribble]

Charlton reminds me of Prince Phillip, he probably muttered some racist views as PEG walks away

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I am beginning to wonder if Jose knows that Roy Keane wanks off dogs, I think this vital bit of the rag's heritage must be explained to the eye gauging one.

Maybe that was the bit that was comically dubbed out after the ticket tout had lied about how pleased he was to have Mourinho as manager.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Maybe that was the bit that was comically dubbed out after the ticket tout had lied about how pleased he was to have Mourinho as manager.

I think as the ticket tout shakes like a shitting dog these days, they are careful not to mention Roy Keane when he is about.