Champagne and anal sex.
Wait until you try them at the same time.
Champagne and anal sex.
Conservatories are boiling hot in the summer and bloody freezing in the winter, what's not to like? For about 2 months a year it's like having an extra room, but with a shit load of sun glare'Normality'.
The banal trappings and aspirations of the socially mobile. Conservatories, extensions, hot tubs, double garages, four bed semis, the Joy of Sex and 2.4 children.
Well stop plastering it all over your anus hole !!Roll on deodorant. Makes your hairs stick together.