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I thought I hand over everything from the marriage and keep the small amount of money I had when we got married...she'll end up with three to four times what I have and will have a very small mortgage to buy a three bedroomed home but no that's not enough! I do actually need a little bit of...

Difficult to put a score on it:- 1) job can be amazing one minute and a f*cking nightmare another 2) finally sorted something out in my life this year that I'd be meaning to do for quite a few years (binned the wife) 3) got two lovely kids 4) great bunch of mates Majority of the time I'm...

No plans for September.

Fruit smoothie...trying to be healthy.

For me it would depend on whether they had a great set of tits or not.

A mate of mine used to go down to Bangkok regularly and one time pulled a lovely girl (he was a bit pissed) and took her home. It was only after she left in the morning that he realised he hadn't seen her fully nude from the front and that he had only banged her up the gary glitter...he now...

I would love a SG (love the looks) but I'm not a fan of humbuckers plus I have too many guitars...looks fantastic!

Someone mentioned Princess Anne...I know someone who used to guard the palace (when she was quite young) and that she was well known for bringing men into the palace in the boot of her car. She thought the guards would think that she was on her own but they all knew what she was up to and just...

I do believe the next line is "Gaily they played each summer's day"

My main amps are a Fender Deluxe Reverb (love the clean sound) and a Fender Hot Rod Deluxe III (which I will use for gigging).

I played guitar some time ago and drifted away from it for quite a few years. When I was recovering from a back problem/treatment (off work for over six months) about four years ago I started planning a return to guitar playing and ended up picking up a few guitars...got the bug and ended up...

Johnny Marr live at Glastonbury 2013

Personally I think Frankie Boyle is very funny and very observational in his way but understand that he might not be everyone's cup of tea. He does sometimes go a little too far however, I did like one of his Rooney jokes "So Wayne Rooney's had a hair transplant - does he know they can do face...

Not the greatest by a long shot but I did like this character

Never heard of her either!!!