Grassland Blue
Well-Known Member
Instruct the ball boy to run around wildly in lieu of the goalscorer.
Everyone else jogs to the centre circle.
Everyone else jogs to the centre circle.
And give the wild stare - he he!All should do a Balotelli. Simply not celebrate.
All should do a Balotelli. Simply not celebrate.
Jeez! Bet you're an absolute joy to be around on a daily basisThat will get you booked as well,
Gazza did something similar when the ref dropped his card....he got booked
A pat on the back and a handshake should be all that's needed,it was good enough for the truly great players of the past
If I was a manager I would stop all extravagant celebrations
Sliding on the knees makes my blood boil,who knows what could happen
Also diving on top of the goalscorer, Somersaults should also be banned as well,tho I haven't seen many recently
I agree. Also if 50 thousand City fans joined in and stayed silent that would be awesomeNo, let's go the other way and all not celebrate. A quick handshake and back to the centre circle.
Shake hands. Back to your own half.
then park the bus and waste time for the rest of the gameRun into the goal, pick the ball up, sprint back up the park and slam the ball down on the centre spot.
How about every single player leaves the field of play and dives into the crowd? Do it again after the second goal and forfeit the game due to having 11 men sent off.