United thread 2017/18

[mat]

Cheating bastards get two goals to aim at too.

 

[cucumberman]

From Ragcafe. Are they mentally ill or is this some next level trolling? That's not during an actual game so of course it's not full. The poster is one of those massive reds that come from the little known Greater Manchester suburb called Croatia too.

I read the post. Clearly someone who hasn't been to a lot of their own games if they think an extra set of goal posts, sprinklers and turf workers are indicators of a match in progress.

I don't get how people who don't attend games take a mickey on those who do. And tonight's game was okay-ish, I admit there were empty seats but not that many, but our fanbase are mostly locals and thereabouts who like me have to go to work the next day. The good thing about group stage games is the shorter queues on everything and walking home.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I don't get how people who don't attend games take a mickey on those who do.

Because they have a penis the size of a marrowfat pea.

 

[super_city_si]

Because they have a penis the size of a marrowfat pea.

That's pretty big, I would have gone with garden pea

 

[citytilllidie]

I've read the evening news tonight. Its now been generally accepted by all United fans that 'park the bus' football is necessary if you want to win games. Their imagined 'ethos' of United flying down the wings playing attacking expansive football is now consigned to the scrap heap. His racehorses will not be able to run free down the motorway in case they get clattered by Peps juggernaut. Shire horses are the future (new contract for Fellaini).

 

[Mikejl]

From Ragcafe. Are they mentally ill or is this some next level trolling? That's not during an actual game so of course it's not full. The poster is one of those massive reds that come from the little known Greater Manchester suburb called Croatia too.

Can't even get enough players for a full team, only 8 on the pitch, and they play with a giant flat ball, it's a disgrace - cheating City have two nets to score in as well.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I've read the evening news tonight. Its now been generally accepted by all United fans that 'park the bus' football is necessary if you want to win games. Their imagined 'ethos' of United flying down the wings playing attacking expansive football is now consigned to the scrap heap. His racehorses will not be able to run free down the motorway in case they get clattered by Peps juggernaut. Shire horses are the future (new contract for Fellaini).

It's been a media shift this last 2 weeks now our classy football is at the moment steamrolling teams that apparently a bit like you'll never win anything with kids, now you'll win nothing without being able to defend and grind out results.

Great comforting sound bite for the rags way of playing football.

 

[kippax4ever]

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho believes his side’s rivals have an advantage in the title race due to the scheduling of Premier League matches after Champions League away ties


Liverpool, conversely, take on Spartak Moscow on Tuesday night and have an extra 48 hours to prepare for their clash with Newcastle on Sunday.

Mourinho has been angered by the lack of foresight in the Premier League’s scheduling and his side face 3pm Saturday kick-offs against Brighton and Huddersfield after taking on Benfica and Basel away from home in the remainder of the group stage

According to the Telegraph, Mourinho is furious with the lack of preparation his side have been afforded compared to the club’s title rivals.

United have around 192 hours of combined preparation after their three Champions League group stage away games but the likes of Liverpool (321,) Spurs (290) and Chelsea (250) have substantially more.

Now without stating the obvious,(pool321)(spuds290)(chelsea250)
We played wed/sat,while the rags played tues/sunday,,seems the c.unt has a very very short memory issues


Sat, 16 SepPremier League

Watford
0 - 6

Manchester City

• MATCH STATS
  
• MATCH REPORT
  
• WATCH HIGHLIGHTS

W
Wed, 13 SepUEFA Champions League

Feyenoord
0 - 4

Manchester City

 

[squirtyflower]

Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho believes his side’s rivals have an advantage in the title race due to the scheduling of Premier League matches after Champions League away ties


Liverpool, conversely, take on Spartak Moscow on Tuesday night and have an extra 48 hours to prepare for their clash with Newcastle on Sunday.

Mourinho has been angered by the lack of foresight in the Premier League’s scheduling and his side face 3pm Saturday kick-offs against Brighton and Huddersfield after taking on Benfica and Basel away from home in the remainder of the group stage

According to the Telegraph, Mourinho is furious with the lack of preparation his side have been afforded compared to the club’s title rivals.

United have around 192 hours of combined preparation after their three Champions League group stage away games but the likes of Liverpool (321,) Spurs (290) and Chelsea (250) have substantially more.

Now without stating the obvious,(pool321)(spuds290)(chelsea250)
We played wed/sat,while the rags played tues/sunday,,seems the c.unt has a very very short memory issues


Sat, 16 SepPremier League

Watford
0 - 6

Manchester City

• MATCH STATS
  
• MATCH REPORT
  
• WATCH HIGHLIGHTS

W
Wed, 13 SepUEFA Champions League

Feyenoord
0 - 4

Manchester City

I find it even more odd that we're not included in either the calculations or being a 'title rival'

 

[kippax4ever]

I find it even more odd that we're not included in either the calculations or being a 'title rival'

That,s why i stated the obvious mate..