United Thread - 2023/24

[denislawsbackheel]

Fernandez now saying he will “review” his position at Utd after the euros…

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Can't see this gem posted on the thread:

Manchester United act to stop 'scumbags' allegedly posing as disabled fans

Manchester United have issued a statement

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Maybe they got the idea from seeing their players rolling round on the floor like they'd lost the use of their legs.

 

[foggy1974]

What can the rags offer new players apart from big wages ?

CL= No
Modern Statium = No
Modern Training facilities = No
Fighting for trophies = Not really
Squad hungry for success = No

Why would you want any of that when you can earn 350k a week for half arsed performances

 

[Stoned Rose]

Can't see this gem posted on the thread:

Manchester United act to stop 'scumbags' allegedly posing as disabled fans

Manchester United have issued a statement

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Maybe they got the idea from seeing their players rolling round on the floor like they'd lost the use of their legs.

Tbf to the rags it’s very hard to tell their fans apart.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Fernandez now saying he will “review” his position at Utd after the euros…

He’s a very good player when he’s not being a complete ****.

There’ll be no shortage of suitors.

Could see him rocking up at a bigger club like Villa or Spurs.

 

[Vienna_70]

There is a piece on the BBC, detailing six home-grown players, who could be sold this summer for pure profit, which is blatantly false.

They are: Conor Gallagher, Evan Ferguson, Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall, Jarrad Branthwaite, Jacob Ramsey and Rashford.

Each player is given a transfer fee valuation, and while most of them are reasonable, Rashford's is put at £85 million.

What a fucking joke.

There is no name attached to the piece, but it has all the hallmarks of Slimy Stone:

Premier League: Six homegrown stars who could be sold for PSR profit

Selling homegrown players such as Conor Gallagher, Marcus Rashford, Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall, Jacob Ramsey & Jarrad Branthwaite could help navigate Profit and Sustainability Rules.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[KentBlue]

He’s a very good player when he’s not being a complete ****.

There’ll be no shortage of suitors.

Could see him rocking up at a bigger club like Villa or Spurs.

I'm not so sure he would be as mollycoddled at any other Prem club. The rags let him do whatever he wants and I can't see many clubs dancing to his particular tune.
The only other club that would indulge him would be...yep, the dippers.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I'm not so sure he would be as mollycoddled at any other Prem club. The rags let him do whatever he wants and I can't see many clubs dancing to his particular tune.
The only other club that would indulge him would be...yep, the dippers.

I reckon Spurs will be all over him.

Him and Maddison would be a pretty naughty centre mid pairing.

 

[Stoned Rose]

There is a piece on the BBC, detailing six home-grown players, who could be sold this summer for pure profit, which is blatantly false.

They are: Conor Gallagher, Evan Ferguson, Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall, Jarrad Branthwaite, Jacob Ramsey and Rashford.

Each player is given a transfer fee valuation, and while most of them are reasonable, Rashford's is put at £85 million.

What a fucking joke.

There is no name attached to the piece, but it has all the hallmarks of Slimy Stone:

Premier League: Six homegrown stars who could be sold for PSR profit

Selling homegrown players such as Conor Gallagher, Marcus Rashford, Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall, Jacob Ramsey & Jarrad Branthwaite could help navigate Profit and Sustainability Rules.

www.bbc.co.uk

The only way they’re getting 85m for that **** is if they buy him from themselves.

 

[Vienna_70]

The only way they’re getting 85m for that **** is if they buy him from themselves.

That made me laugh.