Search results

I watched Maicon's performance during the game vs Leeds yesterday and I still find it very strange that this guy has a Champions League winning medal. Out of position, miss placed passes, poor touches all this combined with an uninterested performance (on many occasions) makes you wonder how...

So as we sift through the wreckage of Tuesday nights game i just thought I would mention something that I saw just before the freekick goal went in. Joe Hart was clearly screaming at the wall asking for 2 people to stand there. He even did the 2 symbol with his hand. I know its all ifs and...

Just thought I would list a couple of my frustrations regarding our current squad. Do not get me wrong, I like our team and it is by far the best squad City has ever had in my existance but there are some players that have some really frustrating traits and I have listed them below...

How annoying is it when everyone at home and in the stadium can see that a player needs to be subbed and is left on to the detrement of the team? I'm mainly talking about Yaya 'The Ghost' Toure and Mario 'I want to go home, i'm too cold' Balotelli. These are both great players on the day but...

Did anyone see the shot of Hitler rat face in the crowd at Stamford Bridge this evening? The footage broadcasted in Australia may be a little different to that in the UK but when Granny Shagger missed a sitter it showed Rat head in the crowd throwing a strop. Now the question is has anyone got...

Its just hit home how big this game is. It really is a 6 pointer with them having a game in hand and if we beat them then maybe everybody including the most pessamistic city fans (me included) will start to believe City are the only force that can stop Bacon face running away with the title. The...

Now that Mr Tevez is going do you think Adebayor may take this chance and work his way back into the team? Adebayor and Balotelli might be an interesting combo up front. I cant see it working though as they are both lazy players. The striker we go after to replace Tevez must have a bit of...

I'm fed up of this attitude towards Paul Scholes... Every week he gets away with being a cheeky ginger twat. Week after week he is commiting the most disgraceful tackles in the middle of the park and he is consitently let off by referees. You may see him get a yellow card here and there but he...

Just been on the Dailyfail website for some unkown reason. Its amazing the amount of anti-city stories they are trying to get off the ground. 'Mancini has told Ferguson he is powerless to stop Rooney leaving.' - Stirring crap 'Why Wayne Rooney should NOT go to Man City' - who cares? 'Mancini...

I think this is the key tonight. Stop the Welsh Monkey himself Gareth Bale. He is a pretty good winger and i am certain that is where Corrupt Dog Face will play him, on the wing. So who's going to mark him out of the game? He will probably be up against Zab and Johnson. Maybe its worth...

Alright Chaps, I write for a Building Magazine and could do with some new Builder/Tradesman Jokes for the next issue. Does anyone have any good ones?

He doesnt get many does he. Hes got 2 so far this season and he got 5 for Villa last season. (In the League) Its a shame really because i reckon he should be scoring more considering that out of De Jong and him he is the midfielder who is expected to get furthest forward. I think he is a...

When is this match to be played? Ive cheked every site and cant see it listed in our fixtures?

Robinho is officially a goner, his celebration at Scunthorpe was a clue. His first motion was pretending to be a Plane and his Baby action indicates that he is flying BMI Baby. Its a shame hes gone at least he gave us a warning with his celebration.

With Robinho being laid off for the past few games i think people have forgotten exactly how good he is. After watching the Villa game it made me realise that we really miss a play maker, someone with a trick up his sleeve who can take on a defender. Before Ireland came on we had no answers to...

Hi Chaps & Chappettes, I am currently living in Australia and have left the unenjoyable task of selling my car to my parents.. Its a Seat Leon 02 plate in good nick. However its been on the market now for a good month with no interest whatsoever. so my question is, Is the economy still...

What a classic... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99P7TTvpO1g

Why do people say this when hanging up the phone? Especially at work... it sounds like Baby Talk to me. Rant Over

Not sure if this has already been posted but i just stumbled across it on the Euro Sport website. Makes for some interesting reading... especially the SWP dribbling stat and the penalties awarded one. Very Un-City-like. 942 - The final goal tally was the second lowest in Premier League...

I just saw this clip on the TV over here (Australia) of a Bull Shark attacking this guy when he was filming with Nigel Marven. I have put the "less" gory clip on below. Its worth trying to find the other clip though which shows what was left of the guys leg. These things have to be the...