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Any financial whizz kids who can advise on this, please? I have Stocks & Shares ISAs which I want to move into joint names. ISA rules don’t allow that so I’m assuming I’d need either to transfer to a joint general account on the same investment fund platform (if feasible) or sell and re-buy the...

David Fuller’s molestation of corpses in hospital mortuaries was sickening but what do you think about the developing argument over compo to families? One guy’s been on saying an indicative offer of £7.5k is derisory. Is he justified or is he being a mercenary? Are monetary awards an...

...what would you write on their cage sign? I’ll start with yesterday’s opponent. Species: Dychosaurus Appearance: Ginger. Long coat in winter. Habitat: Mostly Pennines but may be found at football grounds countrywide. Diet: Gravel Sound: Gruff whine. Temperament: Generally defensive...

Having survived the great bog roll stampede and seen candles sell out on Merseyside, what is the next shortage you will plan for? Edit, 21 March: How quickly things have changed. I was guilty of starting this thread under a different title just 9 days ago, when the bog roll stampede was little...

Have you ever thought the bin was a little boring and found a more creative way to discard bag and contents? Not that I’d encourage anything irresponsible, you understand...

Should we do more to incentivise degrees in “economically and socially useful” subjects? What subjects would they be ? Or should we treat all topics as equal and view academic study as a valuable end in itself?

If you were a retired greyhound or race-horse, would it be better to be euthanised or thrown to the tender mercies of people who might give you a good home, or race you to the death or boil you alive? Because their welfare is worth fcuk all, isn’t it?

I’m sat at my window watching the fifth person today race up a short, narrow medieval street with “no entry” sign only to find a bollard at the other end. Is it a DVLC requirement for motorists to be thick as pigshit or short-sighted!

Five fatal stabbings in London in the last week. When we are fed the carefully crafted balance sheets demonstrating the net benefit of immigration, is this sort of thing included?

Like "I'm entitled to..." or "I don't do..." Fcukin tiresome.

Some managers still look lean and mean. Some look more like kebab shop proprietors. When there is so much emphasis on fitness and diet, can a professional manager have credibility when he's let himself go?

So now we have yet a new sexual orientation category. Asexual: someone who doesn't have sexual desires. Discussion about it on Radio 5 just now. Why does everyone fell the need to label and declare their sexuality to the rest of the world?

Slapping your kids, that is....to be banned by law. Nothing about administering a Glasgow kiss though. Or smuggling them over the border to give 'em a good kicking. Bluemoon views?

I'd like to research my lineage and recently registered with my heritage.com. Received a "free offer" from them which basically plays you for a fat boy and is totally worthless. Has anyone done this online and can they recommend a good site? I don't mind paying as long as it's entirely...

On the face of it, looks like a van was deliberately driven at mosque-going pedestrians. One man killed and several injured.

OK, it's Friday evening and some of us have already enjoyed a couple of shandies. So, casting reality aside, how would you want to spend the rest of the weekend?

Honours for his wife's hair stylist, party donors, failed Remain campaigners and other placemen. I thought Brexit had given them a jolt. What more does it take for politicians to realise most of them are held in contempt?

What the fcuk? Can this shit signature not be switched off, thus saving bandwith and annoyance. It puts posters in full kit wanker mode. Just fcuk off with it. Sent from my Netto supaphone 3 using rantalot.

Bastian Schweinsteiger threatening to sue Hong Kong company over a Nazi doll that bears a striking resemblance to him.

... a dropped pie. Let's have your funniest Manc sayings.