Advice to my 8 yr old. "Just punch him in the face"

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Spermist twat, do you want a punch in the face too ? :P

are you French? Then yes come on then ! ;)

No but my sperm are offended, how dare you suggest they are garlic eating surrender monkeys.

I'm offended too.
My missus is a garlic eater who doesn't surrender often enough.

 

[LittleStan]

are you French? Then yes come on then ! ;)

No but my sperm are offended, how dare you suggest they are garlic eating surrender monkeys.

I'm offended too.
My missus is a garlic eating surrender monkey who doesn't surrender often enough.

Your missus is a monkey? Congratulations, did you meet here on the chimpanzee thread?

(*I know chimpanzees are not monkeys but nether are the French and I edited for comic effect before somebody pulls me up on a technicality)