Alternative football-based Ten Days of Christmas

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

@TinFoilHat just made a comment about the brothel creeping **** from 1981 which has led me to propose that we recreate a new set of lyrics for this well-loved Xmas ditty, to take our minds off the recent loss of form…

I’m sure there’ll be confusion aplenty along the way, but slam dunking in at an obtuse number 10, I’ll kick off with:

‘Ten Platts (or brothel creeping *****) a leaping’

Any more??

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

@TinFoilHat just made a comment about the brothel creeping **** from 1981 which has led me to propose that we recreate a new set of lyrics for this well-loved Xmas ditty, to take our minds off the recent loss of form…

I’m sure there’ll be confusion aplenty along the way, but slam dunking in at an obtuse number 10, I’ll kick off with:

‘Ten Platts (or brothel creeping *****) a leaping’

Any more??

Sick Swans are dying

 

[Vienna_70]

One Treble in a Pep Tree.

And shouldn’t it be Twelve Days?

 

[TinFoilHat]

5 moaning tarquins

 

[mexico1970]

8 clubs a moaning

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

12 Nicky Weaver
11 Jeremy Doku
10 Kun Aguero
9 Trevor Morley
8 Colin Bell
7 Gio Kinkladze
6 Stevey Redmond
5 JOHNNY STONES
4 Vincent Kompny
3 Terry Phelan
2 Kyle Walker
and a treble won by Lord Pep

 

[BrianW]

Six skiving Scousers.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

One Treble in a Pep Tree.

And shouldn’t it be Twelve Days?

It is. Hence the obtuse start.
Still need 11 and 12 sorting.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

11 rich cunts moaning?

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

3 trophies winning
No French Bens
And a German gurning ****