And the icing on the cake? We've cost the rags £m's tonight

[FSD]

But it can't be true, they are the biggest club in the world so they say.

They could have a whip-round of all their worldwide "loyal lifelong fans" or all else failing a bucket collection at Tesco Stretford ha ha ha.

The demise continues off the field now as well. Its fantastic.

 

[domalino]

By winning tonight and getting through to the semi-final, we've increased our share of the Market Pool as we now get 12/34ths of the English clubs' share instead of 10/32nds. But they lose out as their share goes down from 6/32nds to 6/34ths of the same pot. As a minimum, that's got to be around £5m.

The perfect end to a perfect day.

So how much does our increase bring in for us?

 

[manimanc]

That post was brought to you by Nissin Noodles, proud sponsor of........

Ha ha love it.

 

[aguero93:20]

So how much does our increase bring in for us?

We're down about a fiver after our firework fine.

 

[goalmole]

Also announced today the Rags share price has dropped 25% in the last 6 months , just need the Good Old Boys to take another billion out of the club to build another shopping mall , and we will have the new Dippers playing down the road , with their ' istory , and their supporters consoling themselves with their 1999 DVD , available at any £1 store , in the bargain bucket, BOGOF . Lets all laugh at yooooonited.

Five times, mate, five times.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Also announced today the Rags share price has dropped 25% in the last 6 months , just need the Good Old Boys to take another billion out of the club to build another shopping mall , and we will have the new Dippers playing down the road , with their ' istory , and their supporters consoling themselves with their 1999 DVD , available at any £1 store , in the bargain bucket, BOGOF . Lets all laugh at yooooonited.

fucking brilliant

 

[dennishasdoneit]

But surely the deal with Ryan giggs condoms in Thailand and Phil Jones beauty products in Singapore will cover the cost of them being shite!?

lol! this is just metamorphosing into the utd funnies thread.....carry on!

 

[cibaman]

A slight downside is that apparently we now owe Liverpool an additional £300k as a consequence of the Sterling deal

 

[Phil1]

A slight downside is that apparently we now owe Liverpool an additional £300k as a consequence of the Sterling deal

An extra £5 on the ticket price should cover that.

 

[west didsblue]

By winning tonight and getting through to the semi-final, we've increased our share of the Market Pool as we now get 12/34ths of the English clubs' share instead of 10/32nds. But they lose out as their share goes down from 6/32nds to 6/34ths of the same pot. As a minimum, that's got to be around £5m.

The perfect end to a perfect day.

What does it go up to if we get to the final? And what does their's go down to?