Apparently these are the 10 most difficult questions.....

[Bojinov The Bull]

....to answer according to Jeeves and the BBC. So I shall answer them for you!

1. What is the meaning of life? A: Reproduction then death

2. Is there a God? A: No

3. Do blondes have more fun? A: No

4. What is the best diet? A: Eating nothing

5. Is there anybody out there? A: Yes i'm here

6. Who is the most famous person in the world? A: David Beckham

7. What is love? A: A bunch of chemicals in your body (and they say romance is dead!!!)

8. What is the secret to happiness? A: Money

9. Did Tony Soprano die? A: Yes, the whole family died!

10. How long will I live? A: 35 years, you will be killed in a tragic accident!


Not so difficult really are they!!!

 

[glen quagmire]

1. What is the meaning of life? A: Reproduction then death

2. Is there a God? A: No

3. Do blondes have more fun? A: No

4. What is the best diet? A: Eating vegetables and drink lots of water.

5. Is there anybody out there? A: Yes i'm here

6. Who is the most famous person in the world? A: the queen

7. What is love? A: when you find another human being who will not moan when you fart in bed

8. What is the secret to happiness? A: Money

9. Did Tony Soprano die? A: it's only a tv show ffs!

10. How long will I live? A: till the day i die.

 

[skillman]

1. What is the meaning of life? A: Living

2. Is there a God? A: No

3. Do blondes have more fun? A: No

4. What is the best diet? A: Eating vegetables and fruits plus drinking water.

5. Is there anybody out there? A: Yes.

6. Who is the most famous person in the world? A: Barack Obama

7. What is love? A: An attraction to a fellow human which is greater than any other.

8. What is the secret to happiness? A: Scoring in a Manchester Derby.

9. Did Tony Soprano die? A: 'Did you mean: I need to get a life?

10. How long will I live? A: Until the day you drop.

 

[charliebigspuds]

....to answer according to Jeeves and the BBC. So I shall answer them for you!

1. What is the meaning of life? A: to go forth and multiply

2. Is there a God? A: No

3. Do blondes have more fun? A: No

4. What is the best diet? A: cigarettes and alcohol

5. Is there anybody out there? A: Yes i'm here

6. Who is the most famous person in the world? A: Simon Cowell

7. What is love? A: your children

8. What is the secret to happiness? A: contentment

9. Did Tony Soprano die? A: ask the scriptwriter

10. How long will I live? A: long enough to see city win something (I couldn't say that 3 years ago)

Not so difficult really are they!!!

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

....to answer according to Jeeves and the BBC. So I shall answer them for you!

1. What is the meaning of life? A: A Monty Python movie.

2. Is there a God? A: Yes,think his name is Mancini.

3. Do blondes have more fun? A: An album by Rod in mid 70's.

4. What is the best diet? A: Indian or Chinese.

5. Is there anybody out there? A: Yes,but you can't see me,i'm the Invisible Man

6. Who is the most famous person in the world? A: See no. 2.

7. What is love? A: A team from Manchester.(clue,the only)

8. What is the secret to happiness? A: See no. 7.

9. Did Tony Soprano die? A: Only know 1 Italian,see no. 2.

10. How long will I live? A: Until i see no. 7 ^^ win a trophy.


Not so difficult really are they!!!

no,piece of piss.

 

[charliebigspuds]

1. What is the meaning of life? A: Reproduction then death

2. Is there a God? A: No

3. Do blondes have more fun? A: No

4. What is the best diet? A: Eating vegetables and drink lots of water.

5. Is there anybody out there? A: Yes i'm here

6. Who is the most famous person in the world? A: the queen

7. What is love? A: when you find another human being who will not moan when you fart in bed

8. What is the secret to happiness? A: Money

9. Did Tony Soprano die? A: it's only a tv show ffs!

10. How long will I live? A: till the day i die.

I take it you share a bed with a fella then Glen

 

[BermudaBlue]

1. What is the meaning of life? A: To reproduce

2. Is there a God? A: No

3. Do blondes have more fun? A: Only when they're with me ;)

4. What is the best diet? A: Anorexia?

5. Is there anybody out there? A: Yes

6. Who is the most famous person in the world? A: Carlos Tevez

7. What is love? A: A deep feeling of affection or regard

8. What is the secret to happiness? A: Money (and also shagging Scarlett Johanson)

9. Did Tony Soprano die? A: Of course not...He's Tony Soprano!

10. How long will I live? A: Until I decide you're not allowed to anymore

 

[Cookie monster]

To the poeple that said Reproduction and then death to the 1st one do you therefore think gays and lesbians have no to meaning in thier life? Or only 50% of the meaning that ohers have?

 

[Bojinov The Bull]

To the poeple that said Reproduction and then death to the 1st one do you therefore think gays and lesbians have no to meaning in thier life? Or only 50% of the meaning that ohers have?

Are you trying to say that gay and lesbian couples cant have/adopt/etc...kids?

Don't try being all high and mighty with me!

 

[BTH]

To the poeple that said Reproduction and then death to the 1st one do you therefore think gays and lesbians have no to meaning in thier life? Or only 50% of the meaning that ohers have?

Are you trying to say that gay and lesbian couples cant have/adopt/etc...kids?

Don't try being all high and mighty with me!

That's not reproduction though, is it?