Apples

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  1. idahoblues

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    Yo yo homeslice, what it be
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  2. Banshee

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    To be fair that does sound delicious. Bramleys for baking, sadly don't see them around here. Granny Smith's for me, go lovely in my porridge.
     
  3. Taxi

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    I was born a proffesional salad dodger and at a push will entertain a slice of fruit but mostly from a can.Pears in cans are the dogs bollocks.
    If I have to eat an apple then gala are reasonably good.
    When I am doing fruits I prefer bannanas especially on a tea cake as they are simply delicious.
    I also like currants and raisons but everything else in fairness is a bit mediocre.

    Why is it in life that everything thats supposedly good for you tastes shite and everything that bad for the you tastes utterly brilliant.If cream cakes were healthy then I would have a bod to die for.

    I'm lucky though as I just excersise the kcals back off with high intensity aerobics ..
    Heres Eric to explain further.

     
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  4. dickie davies

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    The scientific answer is that as animals, we are conditioned to consume calories and as many as possible, which is why deep fried foods and other things that are laden with calories are so addictive
     
  5. KS55

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    I like chips* with a jus, before my tarte tatin aux pommes and creme anglaise. (*Chips are just like frites).
    I sometimes make a banana butty. Zut alors, c'est UN BARM.
     
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  6. otherwise

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    gala- the ones straight from the orchard in the fall are the best.
     
  7. Ancient Citizen

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    Years ago,I had a girlfriend who looked just like her.
    *Sighs* ):
     
  8. Taxi

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    I think these scientists are getting themselves all muddled.
    They constantly talk of fight or flight syndrome which was a conditioning reflex of prehistoric man.
    So if we are conditioned to gobble high calorific food sources then how would we be able to run away.We would always be getting a slap.
    I understand from a health pov that salad and fruit is good for you but when paired against an angel delight or a trifle which one would you really go for ? One day there will be no obesity because coke and pepsi have cracked the drinks market so all we need now is some no calorie pies.

    Back in the day when I was working the contract school runs I was calorie cutting for my holidays so I bought a load of diet chocolate
    I had bought 6 big bars and the school kids were all drooling so I shared it all out with them and the escort lady.
    We were all shitting our innards out for days and I had to take time out so I guess it did work : /
     
  9. dickie davies

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    We lived in cold damp caves with no guarantee of where the next meal was coming from, so our brains and bodies are conditioned to consume calories when they are on offer
     
  10. Taxi

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    The olden days were not good.It was just a fashionable euphemism to say so.
    We used to be able to leave a five pound note on the garden wall and come back the day after tomorrow and it would still be there.
    The only satiable items of comfort were our rip roaring coal fires.We used to make toast in front of them with forks.
    We too lived in one of those cold damp caves that had ice growing on the inside of the windows and in order to survive the evening mother would paste us all over with vics vapour rub bunging us an extra hot water bottle in to stave off the early morning lights chill factor..Luxury !
    However I do understand your hypothesis.
     
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