Argument over seat on train

[stony]

That old harridan was fucking awful. I would have done the gentlemanly thing and offered to swap seats with the young mum. Then spent the rest of the journey burping, farting, picking my nose and coughing up greenies.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

That old harridan was fucking awful. I would have done the gentlemanly thing and offered to swap seats with the young mum. Then spent the rest of the journey burping, farting, picking my nose and coughing up greenies.

So you'd just be behaving totally like usual.

 

[stony]

So you'd just be behaving totally like usual.

Exactly.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

When you can sit anywhere regardless of ticket

Thank Heaven for First Class. We're different kind of people in there, aren't we, Sir Nicholas?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

So you'd just be behaving totally like usual.

Nooooo, he'd have been the perfect gentleman or what Stony considers 'gentle' - burping, farting, mining for crows, etc! Has anyone videos of S behaving like a hooligan?

 

[M18CTID]

Sleeping shitbags aside, my favourite train story is the conductor who pulled up the actor who plays Dev in Corrie because he was sitting in first class despite only having a standard ticket. During the ensuing exchange, Dev (I can't be arsed looking up his real name) came out with the usual "Do you know who I am?" malarkey, to which the conductor replied "I know exactly who you are - you're a standard fare paying passenger in a first class carriage!"

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

This just makes me sick.
How can anyone sit on a train facing the opposite direction of travel.

I always sit that way if I can.

 

[aguero93:20]

she should of kept her mouth shut,waited until the baby had taken a snooze then slapped the shitbag :)

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I always sit that way if I can.

You deserve a slap you shitbag.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

'Elders and betters'? I get the elder bit, but better - how?

An Alan Pardew-type riposte would have been apposite in the circumstances.