bad joke

[fat don]

received a call from "mcfc box office" this afternoon to tell me my hamburg tickets have been cancelled as double booked with withington girls school. they gave me barcode no,s and i just went to peices....claiming the girls school was a scam by the teachers and i should get hospitality seats and how iwas going to take a chance on the turnstiles and on and on, near to tears with apoplexy. hung up and bemoaned as i do to the missus. then i realised that 1 of the tickets didnt match the codes given, so missus phone " mcfc box office" back for me. i ranted about numbers and cock ups again, even claimed id dug the banans out, as if that would swing in my favour when the lady admitted whom she was and my so called mate came on and laughed hard and long.
im over weight and under exercised so neer fatal heart attack.... bast**d, but what a releif.
i think im taking this game as a final.....need to take a chill pill.

 

[uwerosler28]

i didnt understand a single word you just said!

 

[Anonymous]

hehe!

Almost beaten to the prize by a bunch of girls ...... what a sickener that would have been!

You could always have marched down to that school an' belted the headmistress around the earholes with your banana!

 

[fat don]

uwerosler, i had a prank call that my wife had arranged by giving city card account number on bottom to a friend who then set me up to think i had lost seats to a girls school.
im sorry i explained it too complicated to understand.
the point is that i nearly fainted with fright of not attending, as if it was the actual final, im putting way too much stock on the hamburg match.
but also very funny.

 

[ell]

If they had let school kids go instead of real fans I would of gone ape shit

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

received a call from "mcfc box office" this afternoon to tell me my hamburg tickets have been cancelled as double booked with withington girls school. they gave me barcode no,s and i just went to peices....claiming the girls school was a scam by the teachers and i should get hospitality seats and how iwas going to take a chance on the turnstiles and on and on, near to tears with apoplexy. hung up and bemoaned as i do to the missus. then i realised that 1 of the tickets didnt match the codes given, so missus phone " mcfc box office" back for me. i ranted about numbers and cock ups again, even claimed id dug the banans out, as if that would swing in my favour when the lady admitted whom she was and my so called mate came on and laughed hard and long.
im over weight and under exercised so neer fatal heart attack.... bast**d, but what a releif.
i think im taking this game as a final.....need to take a chill pill.

The trouble is, you could believe anything of our ticket office.

 

[fat don]

thats what made it more frightning.

 

[davymcfc]

thats actually a really funny prank. you wouldnt be laughing if it was true though. enjoy the game anyway.

 

[Blue Smarties]

That's a good prank but very evil aha!